If course the next day the kids had to kill their parents: “Mom never smiled like that, the doppelgangers must have won!”
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Do you really want to risk that a guy who likes a Microsoft OS reproduces?
Yes, but it’s their team of tyrannical pedo dictatorship. They have been prepping for a uprising against the other side.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Let's visit the grocery store before the movie
9·10 days agoWhen you look hot enough to wear whatever
Unrealistic. Should have asked for Jaclyn.
Instead of publicly shaming him she could have it fixed? Perhaps as a present? He seems to like it a lot - it might have emotional or sentimental value for him. Or it might be extremely compfy.
Whatever the reason might be, public shaming is not the answer.
You can’t think about everything. Might have been simple laziness.
Or perhaps he just had put a lot of money into this account and thought no one would notice.
Or someone in Israel who has access to the stuff the Mossad took from the Epstein Estate got bored and booted up Epstein’s PlayStation 5 to game a bit.
There are a lot of possibilities but since the government is more interested in obscuring than solving anything we can only guess.
The only things really clear are that Epstein didn’t kill himself and Trump is a pedo.
That would not explain the break during his incarnation.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When you know your boss is an insane moron
122·23 days agoYou guys don’t have flexible work times and overtime?
It would be, if enshitification didn’t exist. Who knows if McDo decides one day to reduce meat or other expensive ingredients? Or substitute ingredients?
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 2011 09 08
50·1 month agoI have a similar theory about star trek. In one scene there was a blurry picture and to sharpen it Ricker said: “Computer implement recursive Algorithm”. That is equivalent to “Computer do something”. So now my theory is that there is an intelligent ship with a genius AI that carries around humans that have regressed to toddler intelligence because the AI does everything for them.
The ship is basically human daycare with lots of blinking buttons and moving pictures to keep the humans occupied while the ship does the actual (and probably boring) science.
Starfleet Academy is basically teaching them technobabble and looking great in a uniform while the AIs do the real work.
But this pedo ring was connected to the people he likes!
You can’t except him to stand up for his principles, because he has none.
The guillotine was invented as a painless execution. The axe or sword were often not deadly with the first try.
I built my PC shortly before the GPU shortage and plan on not updating till the RAM shortage is over (not that I could update earlier since money is currently an issue)
That’s a lot of words to say “please spit in my food”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages
2·1 month agoWas hast du dann die 13 Jahre lang gemacht? Däumchen gedreht?
He could be a good big brother and help her out /s
He was a lousy shot, but a great butcher

Talks too much is not necessary a problem.
/Signed an introvert who likes it when others carry the conversation