A good friend put it well:

“It’s like a nice sunrise. I’ve seen it a thousand times before but I’m still going to admire it”

Bro had an alarm set, ain’t nobody gonna make him late for a date with the real world!

Speaking of graffiti, some of the bantz scrawled on the walls of Thank Goodness You’re Here made me laugh. Great waste of a few hours.

I miss the Directory listings of a search engine. It was great for finding a series of niche sites based on “Quake III news” or “Subaru Impreza owners club” or such like.

SEO has ruined the web 1.0 efforts to just shotgun news and opinion onto the web (fact checking was purely optional) - everything’s just a bit too clean and corporate now. Shame.

It’s just missing an extra bollock and you’// have yourself a massive TP dong. nice.

edit: fucking on-screen keyboard did me dirty, I’m keeping it though.

Lotus WordPro or bust

A very cold one in winter.

you know you can hear it in your head

hurhurhurhurhurhur

yeah, but, there’s like chicks here

hurhurhurhurhurhur

yeah, we’re gonna score

hurhurhurhurhurhur

Well it’s not an exclusive OR, so yes if you also have coin.

Russian Roulette.

Test for nat20’s by using a semiautomatic handgun.

Like an Uno reverse in alternative medication form.

IMPULSE9chunksofbread

In fairness, I always ask for a really straightforward clippers cut which even Stevie Wonder would find remarkably difficult to fuck up.

Nah the barber I use is sound as fuck. Happy to throw about witty banter, but equally happy to shut up and do his thing when I’m just about asleep.

As pleasant as that looks, it matters not to me.

I ask my barber for the “full works”, sit back, and close my eyes for half hour listening to whatever generic chilled dance playlist he’s got going on YouTube. It could be a dude, a woman, or anything in between, it doesn’t matter.

When he slaps my shoulders and says “ok boss, what do you think?”, that’s my cue to get up and leave.

It’s my brief moment of indulgence every other month or so. Bliss.

If the designated driver goes rogue, then it’s on them to pay the taxi fare home.

Expensive (probably) but simple.

Is this a circleblock?

i’m in