You can certainly come to a sudden conclusion.

Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”
Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers.

Did Tina Belcher write this?

I’d rather lick someone’s butt then eat a pickle. Or eat the pickle first. Either order is fine. But simultaneously us out of the question.

I would cross oceans of time for free chips & salsa.

In my job, I put on all five of those hats in the same day.

“A bird in the hand gathers no moss.”

“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t take it with you.”

Big Macs are gross though.

This reminds me of that Reddit sub “r/totallynotrobots”

Ever hear of the vinegar strokes face?

The games are prohibitively expensive.

Even if you calculate hours-of-entertainment-per-dollar-spent, it’s crazy expensive.

I read somewhere that smoking it makes you see the shadow people who are constantly watching us.

girlfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it’s our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later.

Ok. So?

Why I will never understand or relate to extroverts.

In this context it’s short for “I guess.”

Those are pics of Gene Shallot as a baby, with his dad.

Wouldn’t that be more effective if it was white milk + powdered milk? Otherwise isn’t he just making his 2% or whatever a slightly higher %?

I love the game. Just don’t have the time to play it anymore.

But did those ghosts actively visit and interact with him? As I recall they were more or less just props for Marley to make his point.