I’m still struggling. Was OP’s joke an unfinished “type of joke”?
Like saying, ‘I enjoy “you’re momma so fat” jokes’?
Edit: ohhhhhh… as soon as I commented, I read the joke again and got it.
For anyone else struggling, the only kid that doesn’t have a name, literally has no name to write out
With subcategory of “what the fuck is that‽”
Holy shit, the way in which I forgot they existed… what a blast to the past man. Thanks for that!
Lol, my favorite take on this whole thing
First thought… edgy
Second ITT: generational trauma
Fuck, just reading that made my stomach twist. Same exact stress-dream, over 10 years outta college, except organic chemistry instead of French… but I did take organic chem and I did really well. Rude ass, stupid brains
You’re a troll-y little thing, ain’t ya. It’s also super cool to be kind for no reason, you should try it!
I’m not high, and was kinda seeing it the same. So no worries, you’re not too high
It gets the (small niche) people going
Same
They do make that, but I’ve never met a nail biter who was actually deterred by it. But it could still help to bring the nail biting into focus, so you don’t accidently “mindlessly” chew
I’m fuck, sorry off
I’m not the same guy, but I also can’t say if it’s a frequent part of the dating scene. My wife and I were both bad at dating, we just got lucky finding each other. I’d be screwed if I had to date again lol
Sometimes ya gotta put your entire self out there, right from the jump… see what happens
Week 2 of our relationship: I drank too much with her, took a bath while she slept (I’m at her apartment), woke up in a cold bath to her peeing and asking if I’m good
Over 10 years in now: I somehow love her more everyday and get to grow with my best friend. The “bath incident” still comes up as a funny “how we met” story
What’s too wiggly?
Can you give me the recipe for an attractive lasagna?
Y’all are both childish
I went to a music festival over 15 years ago. We were sitting in a tent, eating mangos and mixing quite the variety of hallucinogens. Bruce Springsteen hit the stage in the distance, and started playing Christmas songs… in July
One of the most surreal moments of my life; hearing the crooning of Springsteen far off while trying to gather myelf in a tent. Sometimes hard to believe that was real. Pretty sure he trolled the whole festival by doing that
“Here Comes Santa Clause” always hits a little different since then
It’s a Futurama reference