Its why we call them “freedom fries” now

Pretty sure you can make a full size skirt out of each leg and still have a pair of jorts leftover.

They’re really cool until they snag something.

Keeps talking about ‘pounds’ and ‘feet’ while complaining about how all the other americans are so dumb.

They’re demanding ‘wages’ and ‘cigarettes’ while sexually harrassing the female scientists.

Everyone eventually just ends up at jorts.

I think what people don’t realize is that roads are mostly designed by politicians and transit engineers just check to make sure the whole thing doesn’t collapse or sink when a car drives over it.

There are standards but 9/10 times the standards are written by the local council member whose background is in like real estate law or is the son of the local auto dealership owner.

Well instead of “Port” and “Starboard” they use “Pooter” and “Scooter”

Plumbing should be the first thing they teach everyone in the military, tbh. But sanitation is woke so… better to shit on the floor.

Yeah it seems its not just a learning disability they have but a thinking disability.

“Smart people don’t like me”

For you, maybe.

This is like when people’s mom’s pretend to not know what sex is. The artist knew what they were doing. The managers knew it when they paid for the stickers. Like everyone involved in this process “wink/nudge collaborated” to get this into a bathroom

loud noise of a republican going to hell

Where is his memorial urinal?

(Seriously, by all accounts nobody is sure they buried him at all, perhaps more of a mystery than who shot JFK)

Vegans are just voicing their truth. This “practical solutions” nonsense is just moving goal posts.

Vegan diets are perfectly sustainable for most people and eating large amounts of terrestrial mammals (as opposed to fish and bugs) is maybe a historically newer phenomena than we’d like to think, especially on a culture by culture basis (japan for instance has mostly subsisted on vegetables and seafood, as have most coastal cities historically)

The idea people have to beef every day or whatever is partly a product of beef industry marketing and corporate culture. Culture at least changes. Look what the tomatoes from the americas did to italian cuisine decades after it was imported.

It appears as of 2021, you are correct. I still suspect funny business going on but I think you’re right about the taxes.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/06/10/fact-check-false-claim-checkout-charities-offset-corporate-taxes/7622379002/

Edit: I do think that corporations are able to write off fees and services associated with collecting the donations such as technical and administrative costs though its likely very small in comparison to actual donations.

More likely the donations help with employee and customer retention/morale.

Cashew based cheeses can replace a lot of cheese sauces. I’ve successfully used mustard based sauces creatively to substitute for things like macaroni but imo for pizza I would just go with cheeseless options.

Tomatoes and kalamata olives can do a lot on their own. If i had a research facility I’d start with tofu and natto and try to get fermentation strains that worked on like pinto beans.

You cannot wield it. It answers to the enemy alone. It has no other master.

I’ve been given the “corporations should be able to run their business how they want and government shouldn’t ban things like they banned weed” too many times on lemmy.

We should ban for profit corporations from doing certain things, this is one of them. We know they’re using the money as a tax writeoff. Ban this shit. Not everything is drugs.

Edit: looks like afaik its not tax deductible for corporations to do this though I would not put it past a small business or local manager to try it. I would prefer other methods for charitable donations other than how well they negotiate with box stores, etc.