relevant xkcd

with a fucking strike

https://xkcd.com/90/

https://youtu.be/DHm7-Z4spHw

It’s a thin blue line sometimes

Why not oil tankers?

:-3

https://simple.wikipedia.org/ *ducks*

Let’s say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.

We’ve already established he has a stapler.

I love that in this universe, the Dark Lord is canonically named Bob.

Fear not, that’s why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It’s called Crowdsource or something.

What about a clipped fingernail? There’s some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.

Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it’s family?

https://lemmy.world/post/17712525 they’re the same picture

https://xkcd.com/1156/

Here’s another somewhat relevant two-digit one then: https://xkcd.com/90/

It’s over Anakin, I have la haute cuisine

Yes boss, we’re uh validating the cooling systems in the server room.

Instantly hiring fbonk!

HWAT’S THIS?