Meanwhile teslabots can’t even pour a drink

What if I’m a straight man singing Melissa Ethridge? Haha! Checkmate!

Who was in the bikini?

Well when you’re infantry any tank is better than no tank.

Why would that be a barrier to employment? Fucking hate this place.

Based

Home machinists “Bet”

And then I see factory egg farms and they put 10,000 chickens in 5 acres.

I prefer Bonespurs McPedoface, but that’s the thing about art. If you like it, you like it

Peter is that you?

Terry Cruz is a legend

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Almost everyday my wife and I cook dinner together. For that time there’s no phones, no distractions. I treasure that time with her everyday.

Or as they say in Illocos, ma’am/sir.

What could possibly go wrong?

Damnit you’re right!

Alone Skum I think you mean.

Yes. Most of my exes are people who I’d want to be friends with. I’m not friends with all of them of course, but I’m still friends with 3 of them. You take some time to heal, even if you part on good terms, and be respectful and yeah, you can hang out and genuinely be happy for them and they happy for you. One even came to my wedding (luckily my wife is not at all the jealous type).

Sounds like Christianity to me! Judging by the bible that I read 4 times. Literally my second most read book.

I didn’t realise Muslims were responding to shit like this with “we’re not vampires with garlic idiot.” But I like it.