I used it to extract thousands of rows from tables in PDFs and generate enumerations for them in various programming languages. I had to do some pre-processing with the Python script, and review all the output to make sure it didn’t screw up, but it saved me a lot of time.

I just see a good boy unjustly imprisoned.

The children yearn for the mines.

I heard this.

That sounds awesome. I’d be down, but I generally prefer in-person games, and I doubt you’re in my area.

Class war, illustrated.

I appreciate solid journalism.

Well, I was born here and it seemed like the thing to do.

I haven’t been called a faggot before, but when I’ve been insulted in this sort of casual, out-of-nowhere way, I’ve found that responding with “go fuck yourself” in a calm tone of voice and then continuing my conversation to be effective.

I stepped on a rusty nail once, and the nail was, very briefly, the most important thing in my life.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repo!_The_Genetic_Opera

An illustrated example of the sun’s rays reflecting from a surface, entering the human eye, and altering the sexual identity of the viewer.

Fun story. Once upon a time, my dad challenged me to find a single wrong thing that God did in the Bible. I pointed out that there are two versions of the Jericho story- the one that they teach in Sunday school, that has a bunch of Hebrews killing everyone, and the one that they don’t teach in Sunday school, where a bunch of Hebrews kill everyone except the little girls, and then keep the girls as sex slaves.

“…but any young girl who has not known a man, keep for yourselves.”

He stopped the truck on the side of the road and left me to walk home lol.

Edit: just to be clear, the point was that the religious leadership was ordering them to do this, presumably at the direction of their god.

Simple problems have simple solutions. Just don’t buy them.

Tastes like blue raspberry ice and ego death.

It’s a joke account on Twitter:

“I wish it need not have happened in my time” said Frodo.

“LMAO”, said Gandalf, “well, it has.”

Sure, there are a minority of people who have legitimate physical disabilities that make it difficult for them to get laid, or impossible to have sex at all. I was under the impression that we were discussing the general case, though. I’m not going to prefix every comment I make with a statement about the exceptions when I’m speaking casually.

It makes conversation awkward and difficult to follow, because you have to dig through the throat-clearing and ass-covering to figure out what the person is trying to say. If you want to discuss those exceptions, feel free to bring them up, but if you feel that I’m ableist for refusing to pad out all my comments with performative acknowledgements to satisfy your asinine sense of morality, then I don’t know what to tell you. Well, actually, I guess I do: “No”.

I’ve only rarely heard it used as a shorthand for “I/we/you can’t get laid”. I’ve always interpreted it to mean the first thing. OP isn’t wrong about the second though, honestly. It is a skill issue.

The average bit is ~0.5. Checkmate.

It’s a blast, honestly. I mean, sometimes the blast is alien cum.