If I start taking E will my brain shut the fuck up

And therefore you should never socialise or try to find community online

Rancid bait

This is just a sampling error. It’s actually only the one plum tree that’s in super mega danger that’s bringing up the average.

This is bait right? I’ve just been caught by a master fisherman right? No way is this for real.

Oh, so just like how trump offered Canada and Greenland to join the union. Get you some of that self awareness mate

I always knew shit was getting real when my seccy would take his glasses off. Fuckin legend johno, I’ll always pour you a fresh squeezed orange juice after work

Even an Americans self fulfillment fantasy of being the bestest us president that ever was involves the annexation of Cuba. You guys got a problem.

Anon is a homewrecker and stealing the girls boyfriend is all part of his master plan to be fake and gay

The dark side of multiplication leads to many powers the Jedi consider unnatural

Dw old mate zelensk ill show him whats what when albo invites him over as the political representative of Russian Australians

Damn straight I’m a smoking hot bitch

Water operates on Celsius so it only needed to be 100 degrees retard

Murder all children, problem solved

One time my dad said he’d support an Australian military intervention in Ukraine. It took me telling him, “you know if we do that I am going to be the one who is sent there to die” for him to reconsider.

The plane would have flown around Canadian airspace and Canada would receive condemnation from the US and Israel

You’re going to need to get windows, trust me on this.

That is super cool!

I need gale. Him respecting into alchemy nerd is a cannon event

My playthroughs usually start with me being nice, then as I learn which characters I care about, what things I want and how people react to me being evil I become more and more of a “murder hobo” as you so eloquently put.

As an example, in baldurs gate three I usually gaslight wyll into believing karlach is a devil so that he’ll kill her and I get a sweet piece of armour. My whole reason for doing this is that I find karlach annoying and the armour is pretty cool looking (and can be sold if I’m not using it)

Same with astarion, killed off immediately because hes annoying, I like him best when he’s comically evil lo

Edit: same with scratch lol. Don’t like dogs what can I say