Well, I mean, what, are you running a hemoglobin screen on everyone you meet?

How are you to know who is and isn’t a vampire?

(lol)

But uh I hadn’t heard the no urinating or defecating thing. Maybe I missed it? I’ve more familiar with the uh, more vintage vampire lore, than with… sparkly caesarean sections.

I basically mean most stuff up to Buffy.