Lightning in a bottle, that cast.

Well, most of that cast.

Like Garfield Minus Garfield

Charlie Minus Charlie.

My ~19 year old account was permabanned after three strikes that involved two upvotes of Luigi pictures and then— after seeing a vid of Trump falling asleep— saying he shouldn’t wake up.

Then my alt got a warning for “disparaging communities” after I said one of the two PDX subreddits started so they could talk shit about houseless people, which is a fact.

Three of those were flagged by AI, the last one— the warning— was a person flagging it and couldn’t be contested.

It’s gone to the dogs.

that’s my landlord’s problem 😎

“Looks like it’s back to jail for me! Auogh auogh auogh!”

I’m a millennial and had never heard of or seen Mr. Beast until he had that controversy around the same time he started launching shitty foods, which was enough for me to be like “don’t care for anything this guy’s involved with moving forward.” and have since then not even seen ads for anything he does except maybe once? before a Fallout episode.

They must have their targeted advertising on lock ‘cause I guess they got the message from my lack of interest that I’m not in his demographic and aren’t advertising to me.

my wiener is VERY low sodium 😔

Ghosts can harm people, but they also see and can access all of time and all universes at any given moment. Dying is like losing your bookmark in a near-infinite book; it’s hard to get back to your place.

Paired with that, things we consider to be horrible atrocities of our time or past are blips compared to unfathomable things that have yet to come.

Ghosts do kill people all the time in other dimensions, and sometimes in ours, but it’s always ruled as something like a stroke or aneurism or whatever.

I don’t believe any of this but like to think of excuses as thought experiments and have been talking out of my ass.

I can’t do it. Watching my sodium levels 😔

by all means dude, keep drinking.

show us how drunk you can get. I bet I can drink you under the table. did you know antifreeze is like the best alcohol? let’s go get you hella crunk.

No I mean what’s your problem with me? You haven’t been the same since that moment we had in the sauna. Is it me?

How do you talk the winner of a Monopoly game into not playing the game anymore and letting us move onto a cooperative game?

Like my god man, Monopoly isn’t even that good of a game; we all know by now it was created to lampoon capitalism. The game sucks. Stop touting your winnings. You are ruining game night with this!

And now you’re having your kids brag about your winnings and holding game night hostage?

Bruh.

also I’m just happy to see such engagement in the fediverse. really brings out the lurkers.

I used to be an usher a while back and cleaning the basic foldy seats are no bueno, especially on kid/family movies— people are slobs. Shrek 2 was the WORST by far to clean up after, and it was in theaters for so long.

I cannot imagine how long and how much work it would take to thoroughly clean some of the recliners I’ve seen.

Coupled with that, nearly every chain cinema near us has cut staff/concessions down to combining concessions and tickets into the same booth/register, and the ushers are a skeleton crew.

They’re looking for a quick-fix/lowest effort draw for an audience and are only halfway there ‘cause uhhh ineptitude or greed or both. And it sucks ‘cause I’d hate to see all of these places shut down.

…although, one of them shut down near us and got bought by a local guy who has spruced it the hell up, so. We’ll see what happens.

fingers 👆 going by the thumbnail…

…fingernail?

sorry

feel free to remove me as mod.

My spouse has gone all in on the gd rumble-seats in Cinemark theaters. Even dumb movies we’d never go see, they’re like “does it have rumble seats? ‘cause I’m there.”

For me it’s just the comfy-ass recliners. One of the Regals near me swapped out all of the chairs with comfy recliners and— my god— sitting through a 3 hour movie was a comparative cakewalk to how it used to be.

I haven’t got any AMCs near me, but it sounds like they haven’t put in the same efforts on seat situations. You can have all the Dolby, XD, THX etc stuff you want, but the chairs are a big part of it.

—that said, we also have a lovely historic theater near us that’s oozing character and ambience, so… it’s an uphill battle for all chain theaters in our area afaic

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too lazy to get pic

At this point I’d be more surprised if he did something with hinges.

Has anyone made a site where it’s two pictures and you have to guess which picture is a Trump appointee, or maybe which one is super right wing? ‘Cause like… —and no, I’m not talking about phrenology or whatever racist science rabbit hole I might be going parallel to— it just feels like the worst ones have the deadest eyes or the most vain of portraits.

I know this isn’t a good example in the headline, but I’ve never seen her before and I could just tell I wouldn’t like her.

sadly I would not put it past a lot of those psychopaths to do it for free.