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Put cecot to good use. I’ve been calling for their deportation for a while now.

Broccoli crowns have a flared top, which, if inverted, becomes a base.

They don’t have to say “tuna fish”. Most don’t, as far as I know. Who are you hanging out with that you think it’s somehow mandatory?

The majority of people have yet to realize that there isn’t much use anymore in fitting in, so it’s perfectly fine fitting out. The wolves aren’t circling the bonfire anymore.

“Factory reset?! This is a function check! I’m just making sure I have the full range of motion I need should I be required to assassinate you. Chill.”

“Motherfucker, do you see the way I look?! Shit ain’t for the insta, that’s for sure. I’m quite visible to you so you have a long enough time to be getting far the fuck away from me.”

>///< _squeeee

Yeah you turn your mirrors in. Check ‘em out for the prescribed/contractual tome period, refill mirror fluid to max, and turn back in. It’s all in the contract.

“ me either “ was the reply

“Keep it up and you about to find out why these bad boys are known as “The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse…”

Oh yeah, good point.

You know why they fire you and how suddenly they can do it, so going to work for them is probably a horrible idea.

lol some points from the article:

Across five Western countries — US, Canada, UK, France and Germany — only Germans didn’t sweat the likelihood of imminent war. Just 25% of Germans were building bomb shelters, compared to the 40% who thought World War III was unlikely over the next five years.

In the US, Canada, United Kingdom and France, the number of people predicting Armaggedon spiked since March.

The sharpest jump was in the UK, where 43% believe a new world war is “likely” or “very likely” to break out — up from 30% in March.

Canada respondents shockingly said it was the US that would trigger a war with the Great White North as the two North American neighbors have tussled over everything from trade to tarriffs.

Politico surveyed more than 2,000 people in each country between Feb. 6 and 9.

[Emphasis mine]

So about 800 USians out of 330+ million. Zero hyperbole to found, factuality at 100%.

E: underestimated scale.

Given that particular meat’s documented history of being able to allow me to operate logically far more frequently than not, I’d generally expect it to do just that, all things considered.

I’m astounded you’d assume the average sarcasm detection acuity would be much different here than on Facebook.

There’s no correlation between having a federated account and high sarcasm detection success. Poe’s law wasn’t developed out of sheer boredom.

Winter Olympics, probably fewer people than the summer Olympics, where they had 300k.

Oh, I don’t know why you’re not there,

I give you my love, but you don’t care

Also not a good time to bareback.

Mike and Tucker: pawbump

Behold, cat’s final form.