The nefarious anglerfish strikes again

Pfffffnthe first friggin disciple was Mary

I used to always reply with “i’m Jewish”. They gear clashed like fucking crazy. It was hilarious.

Now i’m done even vaguely entertaining these shitheels

Afab with a 29-odd year career in IT.

Every.
Damned.
Second

I had a mate say stuff like that. Turned out he was on a whoooole lotta meth

what an odd combination. I can only assume it was sent over by accident

Company: We have to have a phone portal, but we are going to chronically understaff it and blow out the wait times. This will dissuade customers from bringing us issues to resolve!

Me: First question: ya ever seen the Community episode Social Psychology?

had an idea so crazy it’s brilliant:

at the moment, private courier companies can choose to be overseen by the postal ombudsman. Of course they don’t, so as a receiver you can go fuck yourself when they steal your shit.

Make it compulsory. The aramex fines alone would increase our GDP 200%

Dot com mk II

Waah but this time it’s BiLlIoNs!! Yeah scales slide as the world inflates.

Of course not, the dumb fucks have detached themselves from every single meaningful human connection possible

Israel and russia?

*in the US.

Many, many other countries vote women into the top seat. Even boomers.

Sounds like a good time to fertilise the fuck outta the fields

For me it was crossed teeth that meant wearing a plate through primary school, working very hard to overcome talking like thish and then five years of italian lmao

Wrong.

we have two issues

One is crusted old cumstains losing their shit about the presence of Visible Teenagers after the social media ban. They can go fuck 'emselves

The other issue is teens on illegal wattage ebikes that are souped up to 50/90kmph and ridden in areas not designed to have things at that speed tearing through them. Because of pedestrians, kids, horses, etc.

US is the new pedo island from the looks of it

Don’t see ol’ hogshead bustling his way to the front of the line for that sweet sweet jeebusing

I have been asked this question so many times it’s become a meme amongst my friends. I was born in friggin burwood.

It’s a combination of preciser than aussie normal diction and a broader vocabulary.

Hearing his lordship putter in the brewery with his automated pot filler and the resulting massive hammer slam from the solenoid and ohhhh that’s what happened to the washing machine hoses…

I wanna say…ben?