Is David Letterman suing him for almost kicking him in the head?

Slackware really should be Church of the Subgenius.

Democrats should shout out “you lie!” every time he… well… lies. Just like that one asshole did to Obama.

I ordered a PC from China a couple of weeks ago. I got an email saying they were declaring the item’s value to be $80 to mitigate tariffs. I expected to have to pay something when it arrived, but it was just dropped at my doorstep like any other delivery.

Call JG Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW!

The movie is Starship Troopers, in which only those who serve in the armed forces are granted full citizenship.

There’s no mechanism in the US to remove a senile president?

There is, the 25th amendment to the Constitution. But it requires the president’s cabinet to be rational human beings and have the best interests of the country in mind, instead of just being a weird cult which holds on to as much power as possible through any means possible.

Incremental games are games like Cookie Clicker, where you gradually upgrade various systems to make your number go up.

I’d argue Commodore Decker was the prototype badmiral.

Take some wooden nickels Bite the hand that feeds you Bite off more than you can chew

That dude screwed up Riker so much he had to roleplay the Enterprise finale.

Considering fully a third of the court was appointed by Comrade Krasnov, I’d say he’s right.

I mean, they are, but not for the reasons he thinks.

I worked on a site once that had a 5 port hub (NOT switch) at one end of their network. One of the workstations kept reloading its roaming profile and killed everything else attached to the hub. The client couldn’t understand what the problem was no matter how many times I explained it.

“Now give me the Nobel Prize!”

That’s blocked in the US but from the description doesn’t appear to be what I’m thinking of. Thanks anyway.

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There’s a Kids in the Hall sketch that’s perfect for this story but it doesn’t seem to be on Youtube.

It’s DE9, just because my mind won’t let it go.

It took me several viewings of Hot Fuzz to realize that the pair of shotguns PC Angel has strapped to his back in the climax of the film are meant to evoke angel’s wings.