My AI companies may be obese but they’re not some profit-crazed maniacs!

Yup, it’s down

I really liked the part where Elberr’s creator is like, “Dude, I can’t make you hands.” Elberr’s like, okay, make me other robots and then Elberr’s creator makes those robots with hands, lol

😭

You’re right! Tech companies need to stick to the easier problem to solve, self-driving cars! 😆

They have self-driving cars, but self-closing doors is still at least 10-15 years away.

Where can I sign up?

Dang! I need to get my Nintendo DS out and start playing some Brain Age!

I’ll believe it when I see it. It’s one thing to send a wi-fi router to outer space, it’s another to have a functioning data center exist out in the unforgiving harshness of space. Musk is a good vaporware salesman and market manipulator.

So, these AI processors are hardened to survive space?

So this is what it’s like to fly out of MSY?

For me it was “bro”

“Are they saying ‘Boo’ or ‘Booance?’”

Growing up, Pizza Hut was the only pizza place in my town. It was your classic building with the red hut roof. I hate to hear the company is doing so poorly, but poor management and business decisions stained the brand. It’s a shadow of its former self. It could be turned around if they bring back their classic pan pizza recipe and leaned more in on nostalgia. Most Pizza Huts nowadays are shoved into strip malls or have had their hut roofs mutilated and I’m like, “Why!?” It’s literally in your name and logo!

Democrats are pacifiers for us. US: “Hey we want free healthcare!” Democrats, “Shh shh shh, there, there, it’s okay sweetheart.” They serve the same billionaire masters as Republicans.

You mean a simple solution won’t work for an exceptionally complex problem? 😱

I’m pretty sure there’s a GI Joe PSA covering this exact situation.

Oh man, that’s $33k/year :( When dealing with any genie or monkey paw, always specify which currency you want the money to be in!

Good, we don’t need another Walking Disaster that kept going on indefinitely. I’m all for series having a planned end. Then, if you do want to continue in that universe, you can create a spin-off series.

You mean more shit? Because it was already shit.