As a former Olive Garden cook, I totally get this.

*unless they’re Kyle Fucking Rittenhouse …just sayin

…make America a concentration camp…

I like to tie 2 of them together and throw them up on a phone line when handy

Guys, they’re on my stoop. They’ve been landing there for decades now.

Exactly how you’d expect this rapist to phrase things.

genital

:)

If you’re expecting something in writing from this regime, you really shouldn’t be.

As a former line cook, I want to praise this perfectly excellent grilled ham and Swiss cheese on sourdough.

The only possible improvement could be in plating. I always cut mine on the diagonal, open it up, and arrange on plate in such a way as to be able to nest fries or salads in there too. Of course, that’s absurd in the context of a home kitchen. Just eat your amazing food.

<Maurice Chevalier sounds>

When you keep her plugged in while carting her across the street in hopes of not losing your high score

Asshole, Jackass, Tomato, Tomahto.

The second page is hanging up while loading once again too. I mentioned this a bit back and it was resolved super fast. Best of luck to whoever does that stuff.

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For the folks enjoying it, yes, absolutely. I really thought it was one of the most perfectly funny things I’ve ever seen in LA. The remorse only set in after.

lemmy, mastodon, rss reader (not really social media but these are the tools)

I saw Lil Jon walk out of a nondescript door in Santa Monica right as a van full of dudes started laughing their asses off and yelling Chappelle Show phrases at the poor guy. It was hilarious AF but also probably awful for him. This was already close to a decade after the show aired.

Same.

Beautiful album