Am scientist.
Dear science, please stop. Just…
Don’t.

You get what you fucking deserve.

Reviewer 2 must be stopped

Can’t speak for everyone, but oh absolutely yes, for me.

Dang, you following me or what?

I actually knew that, I was just going for the cheap joke. Low hanging fruit, and all that.

Soooo…

We’re letting K-jizz tell us what’s going on?

Uh oh, it’s developing humor. That’s the last step toward the singularity.

“Bonjour”

This person knows how to game the system^^

As a former husband who got talked into going - more than once, can confirm.

Wow! It really, really is just like this.

I will stab you with your own femur.

I mixed a harmless salt in water (called a tracer, because it’s easy to detect), and injected it into the ground. Then i used a huge pneumatic drill with a special geophysics tool (measuring resistivity) to chase down where the salt was moving before it diluted too much to find. Its called a Tracer Test, and it’s pretty common for characterizing aquifers. What made my test unique was proving the usefulness of a geophysics tool to chase down the changes in geochemistry.

Faster, more responsive than installing a network of monitoring wells ahead of time.

I’ve now told you enough that i may have absolutely given my identity away. Grad level science is a much smaller world than you might think.

Oh, please give me the opportunity. I love boring the shit out of people.

Did Charlie Kelly write this?

(“So, doooo…”)

Doesn’t matter, had sh*ts.

Oh, I have a small collection of figures like this that actually got published in geology papers. It’s a kind of fun game to get them past the reviewers, I guess.

Fair point

To clarify: Feynman could explain it, but can’t dumb it down enough for us mortals.