What a great thing to see right when I woke up

Oh no, you are now woke ):
If you think about it “I have a high labido” is just fancy talk for I’m fuckin horny all the time
I also have a high burrito

“I’m sorry. This will happen again.”
Oh I just checked your profile. You’re that horny-ass gremlin horny posting non-stop. Not that I mind but I just thought it was multiple people lmao.
Finally someone who understund the “shitpost” assignment
I too have a very high libido combined with erectile dysfunction.
As I’m eating pizza. Bold Lemmy. Bold.
i have a very high
libidoalbedo.FTFY
i have a very high
libidoalbedoasiago.FTFYFTFY
cheesy.

You should send this to him
took this as inspiration to send and he said “we can do that!” 🫡
Nice. Fellow Linux user.
depending on his hygiene habits they might taste similar
Oh my fucking god.
… I could really go for some pizza.
God just look at how that melting cheese is just dripping, pouting to be in my mouth.
Who isn’t down to provide balls for pepperoni pizza slices. This is like, peak life.
Ah fuck the cheese burned my balls why did you do this?! Shit!
Absolute non stop gooner behavior out of you.
this is unironically how i feel 24/7
Go get some dick then lady
i do but i’m a stream of consciousness shitposter
stream of self consciousness lol
I’m here for it /s












