I too have eaten at Chipotle
I haven’t been to Chipotle in a long time. Was it ever spicy? Or is my butthole too powerful that I am immune to national chain tex mex?
…. Ok look, we gotta get your asshole to a black site now. I’m declaring your asshole a national security asset. By god man, if this is true you may have just saved the planet
It would be my honor to present my butthole to the President of the United States.
It was never THAT spicy. We used to make this joke about Taco Bell fire sauce in high school, and that was earned.
It’s spicy but not tremendously so on the way in, which just makes it easier to have enough to set your o ring on fire when it’s time for round two.
This was mine around 2010-ish?:
Has not aged well, now Nvidia is the gold standard for anyone who doesn’t mind being proprietary-fucked, and AMD is maybe second in performance computing.
I should call her
Noo monobeartheater, why do you have to ruin the illusion for everyone?
Pft, invisible motorcycle my ass.
The people in the background make it funnier
