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chirospasm@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

When I eat a handful of chocolate-covered espresso beans, my stomach functions like a coffee maker to brew a small, internal caffè mocha

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When I eat a handful of chocolate-covered espresso beans, my stomach functions like a coffee maker to brew a small, internal caffè mocha

chirospasm@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • RePsyche@lemmy.world
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    Why limit yourself to small? Surely you won’t regret eating a quarter pound of chocolate covered coffee beans.

    • chirospasm@lemmy.mlOP
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      This is how I become a 2-stage Butt Rocket

      • we are all@crazypeople.online
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        add 1 taco for the 3 stage

    • StinkyFingerItchyBum
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      Don’t threaten me with a good time.

      • chirospasm@lemmy.mlOP
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        Username checks out

  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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    Plot twist: you’re a civet cat

    • itsathursday@lemmy.world
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      The shitpost I was pooping for.

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    Genius idea, extracting the coffee from the bean with hydrochloric acid instead of hot steam.

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      Heading to the patent office TODAY with this one

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        Too late, I’m pretty sure that’s how Nescafe is made.

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    I didn’t even know they were a thing.

    …some brands contain over 300 mg of caffeine per 40 g serving.

    And pretty effective, it looks like!

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      They are def more fun to eat in the afternoon than a drinking another cup of coffee, too!

  • Ey ich frag doch nur@lemmy.world
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    No … but yes

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      Schrodinger’s Coffee

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