Idk… “Dicks Blown Off at Macomb Mall” is short, sweet and keeps you wondering.

I should call her.

Jeez, the whole headline…Macumb…Rose…Mall.

I bet they’re still chuckling to themselves.

For Harambe!

This is America.

I’ve been waiting for years for the US to name one of our hurricanes, Richard. I know they won’t name it Dick, but Richard’s good enough because Dick is the nickname for Richard and we would all love the headlines. Assuming, of course, that it was a mild hurricane that didn’t do much damage, but just blew through the area.

When I worked at at a shopping mall in PA, they installed the Dicks sign after the Giant grocery store sign. Few days later it was reversed. Wish there were smart phones back then to take a Pic. Rumor is the contractors of the mall that installed the sign had a disagreement with the owner.

Of course they knew. It’s a Facebook joke. Why would the Macomb Daily News call itself MaCumb?

I don’t have the drive for ma cum b daily anymore, 2-3 times a week is fine for me

And then his dick fell off!

Dick’s in the wind now.

A flying dickhole.