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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Man who gets winded climbing stairs describes plan to repel home invasion

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Man who gets winded climbing stairs describes plan to repel home invasion

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

GEORGE, NB - Despite no self-defense training and being incredibly out of shape, cell phone kiosk employee Wade Creamer, 27, has often described to friends his plans for countering a potential home invasion.

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Truth. The day my swimming pool started packing was the day I left home.

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