None of your goddamn business.

That’s fucking hilarious given that SQL was actually invented by IBM

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It’s named after the greek sky god though, while all the other planets are named after Roman gods. It should be Caelus.

I dunno, the bit about dedicating more data center capacity to customers rather than in-house use seems to suggest that Microsoft are acknowledging that AI is a bubble that doesn’t provide any real value but they think the bubble still has some life left yet and they can make a buck selling compute to other suckers visionary investors.

I used to find slashdot delightful,
but my feelings of late are more spiteful;
my comments sarcastic
the iconoclastic
keep modding to plus five (Insightful).

Don’t be so pessimistic, it’s quite possible it’ll be them and us if they take the world economy down with them.

Fun fact: that has a name! It’s called Litotes

No, this is Patrick

Twitter and Facebook would later show that anonymity is not required…

What about Hegel exercises or Kegel dialectics though?

Yes if they have enough energy (see for example https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-020-74045-5). What you won’t get with proton-induced fission is an explosion as the fission doesn’t emit protons which can go on to cause further fissions so there’s no chain reaction (unless you already have a critical mass for normal neutron-induced fission in which case it’s going to explode even without the protons).

It puts the “oww” in roflmao

Dogs generally shake their ear back right in my experience but yeah, they can go for a long time without caring.

I’m not sure I’d call what you get in prison “endless love”, it’s usually more of a friends with benefits situation…

And Vers Men.

Andy Samberg?

There once was a sysadmin Eddie
who could strip, touch and finger real steady
but when it came to the mount,
by his sweetheart’s account,
it was always device is not ready

I don’t wish him death but I will read his obituary with great satisfaction.

And then it’ll all go to shit and proper programmers will be able to charge bank to sort it out.