culpritus [any]
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Holy shit I am too old for mosh pits. I feel like I got hit by a truck.English
6·2 days agoA good consensual mosh pit is a bit like doing karate in the overhead shore break waves. You are going to feel that in all kinds of weird places. Thoracic stabilizer muscles soreness is pretty glorious. It’s just takes so much longer to spring back as you get older. I haven’t been in a good pit in a few years, I think I’m about due for one soon.
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Slop.@hexbear.net•No wonder 1Dime (Tony) pumps out reactionary, rightoid content. His audience is also right-wing revisionist. Moral of the story: Read TheoryEnglish
26·2 days agoThe conservative left.
Who cares, no one wanted them hanging around anyway.
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creepy@hexbear.net•Does anyone else find baleen whales to be creepy as hell? Is this just me being odd again?English
12·2 days agoI had a picture book of cetaceans when I was a child, so I’ve always thought they were pretty amazing and majestic. I also have a strong connection to the sea from my youth, so maybe I’m just weird like that.
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Slop.@hexbear.net•sh.itjust.fash user considers tankies with an appearance by the .world community managerEnglish
56·3 days agoracism is bad just like tankies
the middle east [this is not racism *wink] is buying up sports to help sanewash their bullshit

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Slop.@hexbear.net•linkedin slop that never happenedEnglish
13·4 days agoThe Holey Trinity doing a Devil’s Triangle is quite a divine apparition to receive.
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Slop.@hexbear.net•linkedin slop that never happenedEnglish
43·4 days agoI am married Christian man that goes to the gym regularly. I posted “I want you to NUT IN MY BUTT” on LinkedIn. Plz send me DMs.
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memes@hexbear.net•The day the USA finally releases the files on aliens:English
16·4 days agothe reason aliens don’t want to talk to us is because they have seen all the files


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news@hexbear.net•As Iran, Russia conclude drill, ex-US Army officer warns of deadly surprises for AmericansEnglish
19·5 days agoIs this just wishful thinking? It seems potentially plausible, but maybe the ambiguity is part of the strategy?
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!English
20·5 days agoMonty Python had no idea this was possible.
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Slop.@hexbear.net•CHARLIE KIRK LIVES, WE CARRY THE FLAMEEnglish
12·5 days agoIs this Juche Necromancy?

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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from February 16th to February 22nd, 2026 - The Neoliberal Fait Accompli of Muhammad Yunus - COTW: BangladeshEnglish
14·5 days agoHe is a left-wing congressman who has received the support of Fujimorism and the Alliance for Progress
Ah yes, the left-wing guy that happens to be supported by staunch neolibs and US economic programs.
in christofascist USA the anti-christ crucifies himself
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theory@hexbear.net•Michael Parenti - Another View of ChomskyEnglish
12·7 days agoI had to read it with his voice echoing in my mind.
What we used to say about the Trotskyites can apply to the Chomskyites: they support every revolution except those that succeed.

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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•would you like to feel a creeping chill go down your spine, forever? (CW:Epstein) - (EDIT: AI SLOP, LIKELY MISLEADING)English
47·7 days agoFallout: The US nuked itself because it was determined to be the most profitable decision















Thin Blue Line and Slava Ukraini flags spotted. Wonder where they got those from.