Non-zero chance this prick doesn’t know Japan invaded China

The anthem was written as the barbarians had already breached the gates and started killing and pillaging, so it’s doubly dumb to complain about the lyrics being too uppity

“March of the Volunteers” was written in 1935 as part of the soundtrack for the film Children of Troubled Times (风云儿女), in the midst of the Century of Humiliation, a time when China had been ravaged by warlords and imperialist invaders, including the genocidal IJA. It was written by employees of a indie film studio that worked for free most of the time because they had almost no money and were being actively suppressed by the KMT. The Chinese Nation was in danger of being completely wiped out, so it absolutely was at its “greatest peril”. Sure sounds a whole lot more moving and stirring than the slaver drinking song, and it also has the bonus of not sounding like total shit

Funnily enough, it was finished in Japan.

This is on par with tone-policing Jewish poems from WWII.

He can just sign a new executive order creating a new basis for tariffs, and when that gets struck down 14 months later he can write another one

Same Nazis, different target

Even implying that children aren’t the property of their parents is violating muh parental rights

Liberals care more about the aesthetics of the State Oppression HQ than a million murdered Palestinians

Every time some nazi agitator shows up to city council meetings across the country they all collectively throw up their hands and go, “well, it’s public property so we can’t do anything ”

In the end it doesn’t really matter whether or not they did it by the book. Contrary to what procedures-fetishist liberals believe, whether or not this is valid is either up to the politics of the judge or twelve of the most paranoid nimbys the prosecutor can suss out who will see the word “trespassing” and immediately vote to convict

Trespassing is such a magical device, you can turn anyone you want into a criminal by deciding after the fact that they’re persona non grata and they’re guilty because they didn’t predict the future and teleport out of there beforehand.

Lib “economists” are a few steps below astrology. “If I plot my ideology on a chart and put some numbers on it that means I’m objectively correct!”

Libs talk about whether or not to commit genocide like they’re deciding which park to go to over the weekend, they probably consider being satanically racist a complex character trait

Robber: why is your girlfriend staying over at your apartment? I used to steal here and murdered your family!

Have they tried crying about it

Amerikkkan crakkkers love to show off and trade their window-dressing sub-ethnicities divided into infinitesimal percentages like boy scout badges

Umm my great great great grandmother once met an Irish person so I’m basically Irish

How long before the first barista gets fired because a chair gets tagged as “Anna” who makes 0 cups a day?

All that fighting over the studio just to end up as the Hallmark of games

That’s just their way of saying “I am politically illiterate and know nothing about anything, and my entire historical knowledge comes from reddit memes”

I’m sorry if pointing out your political illiteracy offended you