Old Jimmy Twodicks
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Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops sayEnglish
10·4 days agoIt was asking for it, field dressed like that…
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•FCC chair Brendan Carr claims media were ‘lied to’ over Stephen Colbert controversy
55·9 days agoHey, they do plenty of platforming of the other side. Haven’t you seen when they interviewed John Antifa, the founder of Antifa? Or when they call Ilhan Omar a litany of slurs?
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested and in custody on suspicion of misconduct in public officeEnglish
231·9 days agoI wonder if this walking pile of stale bread is sweating now.
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
Fediverse memes@feddit.uk•We lost a real oneEnglish
161·14 days ago👈🍆 🍆 👉
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
news@lemmings.world•Ghislaine Maxwell Appears to Have Lied on Her Citizenship ApplicationEnglish
39·14 days agoI look forward to the DOJ prosecuting her with the same zeal with which they pursued Letitia James and Hunter Biden for similar crimes.
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
FoodPorn@lemmy.world•Rubino's Italian Food Market. A Rochester, NY tradition for 70 years. Home of the "Cannolis in a Cannoli"English
55·20 days agoGod, I thought those were cigarettes for a split second…
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•Got a quad cereal this morning
8·2 months agoHe is truly the Quiznos Hatchback
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is there a way to install Windows 11, somewhat bloatware/AI free? (It's for college.)
341·2 months agoI did this and had some success with it during the semester, but when it came time for exams, we had to install anti-cheat software with the assistance of the university’s IT department. They realized that a VM is a pretty effective way around the software, so I had to take all my exams with a proctor staring at me.
My friend’s uncle who works for Nintendo told me that futanari is girls with dicks.
Linus has a history of abusing that rule. Just search “Linus Torvalds Rule 34” for a comprehensive overview.
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua: Spectacle & serious risk looms large over Miami fightEnglish
7·2 months agoIt’s the only reason anybody watches any of his fights, but the dickweed keeps winning. Everything about this fight suggests that he’s gonna finally get his face caved in, but I’m not holding my breath.
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•OnlyFans model accused of stabbing boyfriend in Miami high-rise gets new trial date
37·2 months agoBecause it’ll get more people to open the article on the assumption that it’s an attractive young woman. Looking at pictures of attractive young women who are on trial for murder is an important first step when deciding (1) whether she did it, and (2) whether you can fix her.
Wages can be exchanged for goods and services.
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What does a mockingbird sound like?English
7·3 months agoWhAt DoEs A mOcKiNgBiRd SoUnD LiKe?
Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksto
Linux@lemmy.world•I installed a sound card in my Fedora box. In 2025.English
10·3 months agoFour-flushing worm-headed sack of monkey shit
This is art.












People always share that same image of her, probably because the resemblance is ridiculously uncanny. It made me wonder whether the resemblance is that strong in other pictures, and…
…it’s literally Trump with a
badworse wig.