I once worked with a guy who was on a submarine in the Navy, and apparently the antics they get up to were pretty fucking wild. They love shoving shit up each others asses for some reason

I imagine submarines are more strict about toilet related antics though, but this is a carrier so way bigger with more and less disciplined people.

Have you seen some of the shit people throw in porta-potties at music festivals and shit?

We are talking about a bunch of bored 20 year old guys stuck on a boat here.

“Excuse me ma’am, you dropped your panties in the lavatory.”

“Oh thank you oddly sweaty old man!”

Why? That just means your step-bro is coming to help you out.

Sketchy looking car rental shop owning: “well there sweetie; I can tell you’re not really 25, but I’ll let you rent this car if you… promise to clean it before returning it. I know you got to get to your brother wedding.”

“Oh thank you mister, can I suck your dick as a thank you?”

“What? No that’d be highly unprofessional of me as a businessman.”

Some of us non-Aces enjoy the plot. Like how is that poor woman going to get out of that washing machine?

Encounters an octopus, is like “wow cool octopus”, continues on her way home.

Oh it’s sooooo hot how nobody has any sex in these

No feathers!

Peerisoners

wtf are you and old timey boxing coach? Are you saying this to Rocky before he goes back in the ring?

A what now?

Dude, I think you just want pizza cuz you’re drunk.

Apologies. Edited.

I wouldn’t know what to call it, but it is defiantly a thing, people getting a bit too deep into weird stuff on the internet to the point it starts negatively affecting their lives.

You can also brew beer and grow hella dank kush to be fair.

Pucker up!

That sounds like a challenge…

I’m just worried about people going down rabbit holes. No one is immune to getting paranoid on the internet

What are the statistics for paperwork fuck ups that accidentally add organs that shouldn’t be there?

We are talking about an American hospital here.

Wait you didn’t go to High School in NYC in the 70s did you?