“Dear God, why do I have this weird growth on my head instead of hair, like everybody else?”

Dream Corp, LLC

Scavengers Reign

1899

Ezio-era Assassin’s Creed games

Eternal Darkness games

Pod-racing games that aren’t directly tied to the Star Wars movies

Denis Villeneuve/Roger Deakins movies

Octavia Butler books

Adidas-ass cult uniform

I definitely won’t post it publicly on LinkedIn so other people will know I’m thinking about it

He wants more money for concentration camps.

Zach Cregger did that without leveraging WKUK at all. Plenty of other indie film makers have.

I’m pretty sure there have been people who hate barnacles more than Charles Darwin after they’ve been keelhauled.

The music was the only good part about the Hobbit movies.

Ski instructor, and absolutely not. Water and electrolytes help prevent cramping, but I basically fall onto my couch when I get home. If it’s still light out, I can walk my dog a mile or two, but I’m hobbling.

He died the way he lived: trying to prove that school shootings are not only unavoidable, but are in fact a good thing.

Want to try that again?

Fortnight and Clair Obscure (finally). I’m at the first real Renoir battle, and I’ve already lost ten times or so on normal difficulty.

The texts with links to polls are fun, too. Most people know not to click random links from numbers they don’t recognize.

Of people who should finish the game

Parody goes over way too many people’s heads.

NJ codified Rule 34

They can’t even be trusted to pump their own gas. Why would they be trusted to walk on roads?

Who’s ready for an indentured servitude-based military?

Still the best musician biopic.

People who are too dumb to realize that they could get paid to astroturf if they thought their time had any value at all?

Amazon gift cards, even?