I guess he doesn’t have to have many qualifications here. He just has to be prepared to sell all their oil to their glorious liberators at discount rates.

Then if China want any oil, they’ll have to come begging to Trump for it.

Hispanic are like Spanish but poor.

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Nigel Tufnel, is that you?

If you’ve got a spare billion, you’re in.

They’ll arrest the jury.

I mean, yeah, they’re not allowed to do that, but since when has that stopped this regime?

That’s the new Disney sponsored immigration detention centre, Mouschwitz.

It was inevitable though. You don’t put two aircraft carriers in the area to just negotiate.

Can they though?

Pretty hard to resist a massive bombing campaign, no matter how many soldiers you have.

Forgot to put “make sure the project compiles” in his .md files. What an amateur.

Was it Peggy Hill?

TLDR:

Have we really strayed so far from our working class roots?

No, it’s the people who are wrong!

A good few years ago now, I watched as my two cousins, Steam voucher in hand (and he didn’t even have a gaming PC btw), faffed about with one of those sites promoted by shady Youtubers.

Codes went in. Buttons were pressed. Glances were exchanged.

“Now what?” asked the younger one who’s Steam voucher it was.

“Oh nothing,” said the older one. “You lost.”

I think it was only teenage emoism that stopped him bursting into tears right there.

He’s an accountant now, so I assume he learned an important lesson about gambling that day.

I think they’re bitmaps on Blu-rays as well. Just higher resolution.

Streaming tends to use text formats.

It’s a little fuzzy, but that’s OK on a lot of older movies (especially lower budget ones) because they were always a little fuzzy to start with.

You can have all the pixels you want, but you’re not going to get a lot of extra detail out of Critters or Masters of the Universe.

White people in continue to disappoint shocker.

People only get arrested for noncing if they’re poor.

Andy and Mandy got arrested (and released again) because they leaked other rich people’s secrets.

It’s annoying they don’t just have an option for “I am an adult. I manage my finances. I don’t live hand to mouth. Just charge me for what I use.” without needing to go through the Direct Debit shuffle every so often.

At least their heart’s in the right place.

Especially if your grandparents were swingers.

I could have done without knowing that but there we are…

It’s ok, they can paint over the smoke damage and get a new tenant.