Funny I thought it was the “the world is only 6000 years old” group that thought this was real for their ancestors?
Ateists want their raptors scientifically accurate - with plumage.
I didn’t want this…but now?
I mean, if the package includes a Velociraptor that actually cuddles instead of opening doors and hunting me, then sign me up.
Are you kidding? There’s no way I can afford that thing. I live in America man, I struggle to pay for my own food and healthcare.
Open the door. Get on the floor. It’s your turn to walk the dinosaur.
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom boom
I don’t see the problem.
Accurate. I am an atheist and I do want that.
Less than accurate. Where is my wife’s boyfriend? Can’t have him out in the cold!
Sleeping in the raptor bed
Consensually.
Am atheist, can confirm.
Yeah. But not on the bed.
Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they’re being annoying because they know it’s normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it’s not a “You just get to do this whenever you want” kind of deal now, it’s invite only still. And they can’t take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.
Farts are an instant kicking off too.
Utahraptor gets to sleep in the bed. They are rather needy.
Sounds like you shouldn’t own one.
Just make that dinosaur minipig-sized and you have a deal.
Just get a greyhound… it’s basically the same thing, except when they then turn around, and push you out of the bed.
No but seriously! Why do they have to be horizontal! What’s wrong with vertical! Vertical would be so much better for everyone involved!!
Not me! My pet dinosaur can sleep on the fucking floor!
You heartless monster. I can’t say no, so both of mine pile in bed with me.
I mean, not neccessarily only specifically that world, but it’s certainly an option.
I would also like feathers on my pet dromaeosaurid please
