Dave: Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Really? I appreciate your support, but that was the worst thing I could come up with quickly. I say that as someone who uses dark mode across the board, including solid black backgrounds and wallpapers. Should I have used dark brown text on a light blue background?
I think I once made a comment that implies I’m Yueh, but I prefer to think of myself as the personification of the tooth as if it were a character in the novel.
I think I heard about this on TikTok
You whippersnappers seem to be forgetting about Harding, Coolidge, and Hoover, who set the stage for the 1929 Great Depression and the shanty towns that would follow.
Edit: Red text on a background of green squares of various shades. It reads, “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.”
This edit inspired by Zagorath
That’s so accurate. I especially appreciate the metaphor for the use of Abercrombie and Fitch, a Lex Wexner brand.
I hope you’re remembered like Ken M. I always find these funny, even when, or perhaps especially when, they don’t land well in the thread.
Here you go:
Don’t say I never got you anything.
Agreed, but good luck finding another planet with a tolerable amount of ecology, water, atmosphere, gravity, temperature and magnetic field within 40 light years. That’s the thing about ghettos, they’re isolated by design.
Partnership is a very grassroots thing. It predates modern humans, and it will persist long after. An organization that fails to recognize self-defined partnerships is self defeating. I might as well argue that my own feet don’t exist.
I’ll be monitoring the votes on this comment to determine whether I have a good or bad week.
It’s also one hell of a casus belli.
So leave me alone!
Apparently ones annual performance review is not that opportunity. The search continues.
I just went to the toilet. A couple of times, it hit me too fast so I used a trash can.
It sounds like you’ve confused the Nelson Bears with Berenstain Mandela.
It had to have frills like an Elizabethan collar for some reason.
I hear that. I also like that it saves power in devices with OLED displays.