

The real aliens were inside us all along ๐ฅฐ
Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy whoโs not so little. ๐งโ๐ฑโ๐บโ๐ช. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. ๐ถ
If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.


The real aliens were inside us all along ๐ฅฐ

Sometimes it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.


I dunno if Kermit would prefer frogs over pigs.


It looks like the demigorgonโs face from Stranger Things.

I wish I had money for one of those.
Alternatively, for Amiibo shit specifically, it should be possible to have an app that can use my phone as the tag. But all I can find are apps that let you use your phone to program other physical NFC tags. :/


Is that why weโre shooting down our own F-15s? His ROE is just โif you see something, shoot something?โ


I have only lived in 3 places. I can definitely remember the second place, the longest one. I vaguely remember the first house I lived in until I was 5. Not sure how close my memory is to reality tho. The second house I could just load up a Doom .wad I still have from when I made my house in the game if I ever forgot or felt nostalgia for.


It isnโt diverting money from the creator in any way, so even if it was technically not fair use, itโd be unlikely for anything to come of it.
Made me wonder since I changed mine recently: Is a screenshot I take of a video game mine or not? Like my new PFP is a character I made in a game. I didnโt male the game, but I arranged the pieces and set the colors and took the picture. Similarly, if I took a photo of the guy in the Mickey Mouse costume at Disney Land, is it mine or Disneyโs? ๐ค


They really should learn their ABCs then, cuz Afghanistan would be first alphabetically.


I walk around in the summer time saying โhow 'bout this heat?โ


So if I had 5 dogs, does that mean my risk of dying falls to -20% making me immortal? ๐ค


Maybe thatโs why a lot of them think AI is the future. It can do their easy fucking bullshit of a job so they believe it can also do real work.


Pink Panther theme intensifies
Rump rump rump rump, rump rump, rump rump rump rump rump rump ruuuuuuummmmp

Nintendo: โYou spelled Amiibo wrong.โ


This is more of an Uncle Joke than a Dad Joke.


Iโm something of a Neanderthal myself.
Erโฆ I meanโฆ Unga bunga?


STDs do not, in fact, rock.


You learned that from Duck Tales? That same rich duck only lied to me that it would be possible to dive into a pile of gold coins like water.
Fr. Is anyone attracted to a personality that has no middle ground when it comes to mood? Every emotion is cranked to 11? And not just when theyโre happy?
Iโm no sweet dream, but Iโm a helluva night.




Explain why no payments while he was on Deep Space 9. They explain in the first or second episode that Starfleet stationed there get a daily stipend of a few strips/slips (canโt remember which) of latinum. Thatโs how they are able to eat at Quarkโs. He isnโt giving shit away for free.