Explain why no payments while he was on Deep Space 9. They explain in the first or second episode that Starfleet stationed there get a daily stipend of a few strips/slips (can’t remember which) of latinum. That’s how they are able to eat at Quark’s. He isn’t giving shit away for free.

The real aliens were inside us all along 🥰

Sometimes it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

I dunno if Kermit would prefer frogs over pigs.

It looks like the demigorgon’s face from Stranger Things.

I wish I had money for one of those.

Alternatively, for Amiibo shit specifically, it should be possible to have an app that can use my phone as the tag. But all I can find are apps that let you use your phone to program other physical NFC tags. :/

Is that why we’re shooting down our own F-15s? His ROE is just “if you see something, shoot something?”

I have only lived in 3 places. I can definitely remember the second place, the longest one. I vaguely remember the first house I lived in until I was 5. Not sure how close my memory is to reality tho. The second house I could just load up a Doom .wad I still have from when I made my house in the game if I ever forgot or felt nostalgia for.

It isn’t diverting money from the creator in any way, so even if it was technically not fair use, it’d be unlikely for anything to come of it.

Made me wonder since I changed mine recently: Is a screenshot I take of a video game mine or not? Like my new PFP is a character I made in a game. I didn’t male the game, but I arranged the pieces and set the colors and took the picture. Similarly, if I took a photo of the guy in the Mickey Mouse costume at Disney Land, is it mine or Disney’s? 🤔

They really should learn their ABCs then, cuz Afghanistan would be first alphabetically.

I walk around in the summer time saying “how 'bout this heat?”

So if I had 5 dogs, does that mean my risk of dying falls to -20% making me immortal? 🤔

Maybe that’s why a lot of them think AI is the future. It can do their easy fucking bullshit of a job so they believe it can also do real work.

Pink Panther theme intensifies

Rump rump rump rump, rump rump, rump rump rump rump rump rump ruuuuuuummmmp

Nintendo: “You spelled Amiibo wrong.”

This is more of an Uncle Joke than a Dad Joke.

I’m something of a Neanderthal myself.

Er… I mean… Unga bunga?

STDs do not, in fact, rock.

You learned that from Duck Tales? That same rich duck only lied to me that it would be possible to dive into a pile of gold coins like water.

Fr. Is anyone attracted to a personality that has no middle ground when it comes to mood? Every emotion is cranked to 11? And not just when they’re happy?

I’m no sweet dream, but I’m a helluva night.