“I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love”- King George in Hamilton

I think The Big Bang Theory is a strong contender. 12 seasons. Popular on streaming. Constantly airing in reruns on various channels. And CTV Comedy does a marathon of it every year around Christmas.

I don’t know if he was involved in his brother’s death but I find his ex-wife’s death suspicious

They steal them from the young and healthy

RFK Jr can take a liver and shove it!

That’s roughly the amount of people who have type O blood, the most common blood type

I knew he’d do this shit on a Saturday. I can’t prove it because I don’t recall saying it out loud or typing it, but for weeks I’ve been thinking when Trump invades Greenland or Canada or Iran or somewhere, it’s gonna be Saturday

I probably wouldn’t

The fuck are you on about? The same way women get pregnant and give birth now. It’s not hard to find a man willing to fuck

Pigeon

Time to close the Untied States down

TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED

Mistakenly?

Mysteriously

ALL OF THE ALLERGIES! EVERY ONE OF THEM!

Ancient Aliens is based on the assumption that ancient humans were too stupid to do anything unassisted

What’s infuriating is all the comments on Facebook going “there’s nothing to worry about unless you plan to vote illegally”

I met my newborn nephew

They’re fleeing

I was once discussing with my sister and brother-in-law, what could possibly offend everyone. An idea we came up with (I forget who actually came up with it) was an image of a child holding a pride flag with a swastika. We thought surely such a thing doesn’t exist because nazis are against homosexuality and gay allies are against nazis. But my sister was able to find an image online like we were imagining.