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@xerozohar@retro.pizza avatar xerozohar , to random

BONGOS OF BLOOD

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@xerozohar the next Castlevania game, with a very different and yet still amazing soundtrack.

@yatsu@retro.pizza avatar yatsu , to random

listen, i had to spend Adult amounts of money for a new washing machine today, i need this.

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EXPLAIN THIS IF YOU CAN

that is not the purpose of Monsterdon, mr movie trailer.

yatsu OP ,
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the pink panther IS

4D MAN!

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the bell tower will be struck by lighting tonight, thus facilitating a time travel... oh wait.

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oops, he bent his phone a little too much, time to set his whole lab on fire.

yatsu OP ,
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mr wells, my lab is on fire, could you CHILL.

yatsu OP ,
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hitchhiking to the opposite coast so i can burn down a building out there instead.

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oh lord, are we gonna have to WATCH the dinner?

yatsu OP ,
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"there aren't any more"

indeed, we can only have one woman in this cast.

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i think Scott's gonna have to assassinate his brother.

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ugh finally """science"""

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dude, both of these guys are too dumb to live. when do they die?

yatsu OP ,
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i imagine having to leave before you burst out laughing at an authority figure's incompetence was an experience many women had in 1959.

yatsu OP ,
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they've known each other, what, 18 hours? that's plenty of time obviously.

yatsu OP ,
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now now, parker, you know your name wasn't high enough up in the credits for you to get your own lab.

yatsu OP ,
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tell me doc, am i gonna die? lights up cigarette

yatsu OP ,
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"you know what happens when you drink too much"

child already downing an entire bottle of vodka a day.

yatsu OP ,
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oh lord, not chinless.

yatsu OP ,
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did chinless just steal our papers? okay, rude.

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and chinless doesn't even have the balls to start his own thing with the stolen homework, he tries to hand them off to his boss like some dog with last night's dinner out of the trash can.

yatsu OP ,
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okay, props for having a self aware protagonist. this movie is kinda too good to be interesting, but too bad to be good.

yatsu OP ,
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gonna steal a letter? that's a federal offense, buddy.

yatsu OP ,
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when you're too hungry to wait until the store opens, i guess.

yatsu OP ,
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this what my house looks like when i'm deep in Research Phase too.

yatsu OP ,
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so, he's in trouble, he can't go to his brother, the first person he thinks of is a guy who apparently lives by himself --- oh no! brian!

yatsu OP ,
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on the one hand, you're menacing the wrong dude, dumbass. on the other hand, down with the capitalist class. bosses are always wrong.

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yatsu OP ,
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you don't think he'd hurt you!? lady he snuck into your bedroom and loomed over your while you were asleep and then chased you from your own house by insisting that you marry him. i think he might be dangerous.

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you'll have to get him while he's normal. has anything about this movie been normal?

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sorry lady, you're not gonna make it.

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i'll count this as an evacuation scene.

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"a man in the 4th dimension is indescrutible."

okay then, that's the movie folks, thanks for coming.

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yes. i am a hobo, actually.

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i feel like Linda was just volunteering to carry out the hit, and i think that would have made for a much more interesting movie.

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i love the way people keep closing doors on him.

yatsu OP ,
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so he knows what his kisses do, and he still wants to kiss her. dude, just die already.

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oh ho! Linda!

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"don't you know i'm indestructible?" falls down the stairs

okay, some of this movie is not bad.

yatsu OP ,
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well, that's the Abrupt Ending square on my bingo card, i guess.

yatsu OP ,
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well, the OST was a bit incongruous, but honestly, that was among the better movies we've seen this year. maybe i'm just getting accustomed to Abrupt Endings, but honestly i almost liked this one.

@yatsu@retro.pizza avatar yatsu , to random

the Great Vorelli, or his lesser known cousin, The Pretty Okay Vorelli.

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'twas a long time ago... this movie started...

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it could indeed resemble him. but it doesn't.

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what if we just took a video tour of this gorgeous house, and left this weird love triangle to its own deviced.

yatsu OP ,
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see, all we needed to do was let the dummy go on a revenge arc, problem solved.

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how the turns have tabled.

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and that's it then?

wow, this is a pretty strong contender for worst ever.

yatsu OP ,
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okay, well i gotta go take a shower, coz that movie was gross, but at least it's over, huh.