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Because you can see right through them!
Because he kneaded some support!
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
There was no chemistry!
Because they're so good at it!
Because she got caught with too many sharps!
Because they always use honeycombs!
His car got toad away!
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Because nothing gets under their skin!
A satisfactory!
With experi-mints!
I think I'm coming down with something!
Because they have their own scales!
They can find everything on the web!
He heard it was going to be a scream!
The space bar!
An investigator!
In case he got a hole in one!
Because then it would be a foot!
They needed a good batter!
Neptunes!
Between us, something smells!
It had too many problems!
They slug it out!
Because they're always up to something!
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
It swept right past the time!
Because you can't tuna fish!
You look flushed!
Because he’s always spotted!
Because they lactose!
Because it ran out of juice!
"Hey, bud!"
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
Tweethearts!
Because it held up a pair of pants!
Because he kneaded support!
Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!
Because it was full of plots!
Tomb it may concern!
It got mugged!
A boa constructor!
Because he wanted to improve his sc-arrrgh-tistry!
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded some support!
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry!
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it!
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many sharps!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they always use honeycombs!
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad away!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory!
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales!
Why did the farmer win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web!
Why did the skeleton go to the party?
He heard it was going to be a scream!
What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
The space bar!
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator!
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Why did the baseball team hire a chef?
They needed a good batter!
What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems!
How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
Why don't you ever trust stairs?
Because they're always up to something!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why was the broom late for its appointment?
It swept right past the time!
Why don't some fish play piano?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look flushed!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they always use honeycombs!
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
Why did the orange stop halfway across the street?
Because it ran out of juice!
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
"Hey, bud!"
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
Why do skeletons stay so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
Why was the belt arrested?
Because it held up a pair of pants!
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded support!
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!
Why was the math teacher suspicious of graph paper?
Because it was full of plots!
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
A boa constructor!
Why did the pirate enroll in art class?
Because he wanted to improve his sc-arrrgh-tistry!