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@CinnamonCatYurilover@sharkey.skydevs.me avatar CinnamonCatYurilover , to random

what low effort de's can i use for arch linux

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@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

oh god, now everyone thinks im on X instead of looking at porn

various porn site favicons surrounded by the "X" favicon
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@verge@mastodon.social avatar verge , to random

Jeffrey Epstein might not have created /pol/, but he helped carry out its mission https://www.theverge.com/tech/877903/jeffrey-epstein-4chan-pol-moot

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@verge "he didn't do it but he might as well have, heres some articleslop"

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

do you think this will be enough to convince discord I'm an adult

vozy: TAXES WORKING! How to Tie a Tie youtube video REPUBLICANS! GREEN BEANS
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@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

RE: https://vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/116048638632415226

oops sorry I meant beat me

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eat me

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

"super bowl? im here for the PUPPY BOWL!!! :3"

a war vet smiling infront of a rainbow and a jumping dolphin
a very happy hampster

a very happy hampster
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@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

i asked my mom in the living room "hey whats this bad bunny guy gonna be playing anyways? la cucaracha or whats going on" and i expected her to throw something at me but she laughed loudly

we're hispanic

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

I HATE MODERN WEB DESIGN
I HATE MODERN WEB DESIGN
I HATE MODERN WEB DESIGN
I HATE MODERN WEB DESIGN

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

when i was a kid my dad showed me Garfield Minus Garfield, which was just the comic strip with Garfield removed, making Jon look insane. apparently, the joke was that Jon had these long engaging conversations with his cat, which he can’t understand.

9 year old me thought it was so deep and also kind of scary for some reason 😭

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Earthbound 2 hack for Mother 3 goes crazy

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@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org avatar brettm , to random
"not to be freaky but ... what if we hugged until we both felt ok again"
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@brettm hugs you

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

hey tim, tim, hey tim. the bot was generating child pornography, tim. tim it was taking images that minors were uploading to the website, and other people were asking grok to edit them into bikinis, and then those images appeared under their own fucking posts, tim. tim this isnt the time to defend your cause

hey tim, since you love freedom so much, when is fortnite coming to linux, tim? when is the epic games launcher gonna be possible to use on linux without hacking into the white house and turning it into a purple house, tim? hey tim, quit virtue signaling you fucking hack

Quote tweet from Mac Rumors: U.S. Senators Ask Apple and Google to Remove X and Grok Apps Over Sexualized Image Generation Tim Sweeny: Reason #42 for open platforms: to shut down every politician’s incessant demands to all gatekeepers to censor all of their political opponents.
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@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

I, vozercozer, vow to NEVER, Install “NixOS”, for as long as “they” allow me to! never will i learn to use it! always will it be confusing to me, as is it for everyone else! “snowflakes” will cry, “flakes” always crying, always losing !

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/115860994384953828

this reminds me of when i quit coffee and decided to smoke meth instead

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

ios jailbreaking was wild you literally clicked on this icon of kim kong un and jailbreaked ur phone

the icon for the yalu jailbreak, named partially after the yalu river which connects china & north korea
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@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

if NINTENDO hates PIRACY SO MUCH..... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!?

mario in a pirate costume
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@NONE_dc@lemmy.world avatar NONE_dc 👋

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@NONE_dc@lemmy.world avatar NONE_dc hey, you have no reason to apologize silly ^^ anyone is free to take my posts and share them if they like. my post was a screenshot of another post anyways, it would be unfair if i said "nuh uh" dehe

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

Half life subreddit is having a normal one right now

A screenshot of a post from the half-life subreddit captioned “it’s all his fault“ with a man being burned at stake to an audience with mega man’s face Photoshop on the man
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@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

Wow, this year‘s YouTube rewind is fucking amazing!

News: YouTube Unlists All Rewind Videos from 2010 to 2019
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@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

fucking stupid, i already do that for free

LMG Clips: Just $380,000 and You'll Never Shower Again!
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@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

humans deserved cute tails and ears and instead we got stupid shit like self awareness

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i still cant believe this is a real image

an ai edited image of linus sebastian holding a box of estrogen and talking to linus torvalds. linus is in a maid outfit
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@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

test post please ignore

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

gather around ipad toddlers . we used to be a country. when i was your age, i also had unrestricted access to the internet . but i wasn’t watching skibity tuah baby shark . i was watching liveleak and piss porn

@TechDesk@flipboard.social avatar TechDesk , to random

Gen-Zers, do you love AI slop? A video game executive has sparked a fierce debate surrounding the industry's widespread use of generative AI. @Futurism tells us more:

https://flip.it/agYThy

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@TechDesk we fucking hate it

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

fuck i hate when my allergies blow up for like 5m and i’m blowing my nose and crying and shit FUCK

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armpit

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

"nostalgia" is such an over used word

a split image of a baby and a child

a split image of a baby and a child
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@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random
peter griffin and bill clinton sharing a bed
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@elonjet@mastodon.social avatar elonjet , to random

Took off from San Jose, California, United States.

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@elonjet didnt this dick just land? why does he hate the environment so much holy cow

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

RE: https://social.growyourown.services/@FediTips/115538584587679033

neither my bluesky or fedi circles use an abundance of hashtags, and people who do are usually ridiculed or judged silently.

corporate networks have no real interest in killing off the hashtag because they do wonders for discoverability and product feedback. even if they did kill off the hashtag. you could very easily just search up a keyword… which could still be a hashtag, because all they really are is hyperlinks to the search results for that keyword.

stop with your algorithm fear mongering, what we’ve categorized as “corporate social networks” benefit from both highly predictable algorithms and easily accessible discoverability tools.

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@FediTips

Because some people are mean and sometimes make fun of or silently judge people because people are that way. People can be very mean and very nasty.

That topic can still be highlighted by searching up the hashtag in the text search. People used to use hashtags on websites that weren’t twitter before those sites implemented them properly, and they worked to the same effect. Either way, as you’ve ignored, corporate social media has no plans to remove this.

If a person has chosen to dilerbertly opt out of stuff for privacy reasons then I don’t understand why they’d want a spotlight on themselves in the first place. What are you talking about?

@Jes@labyrinth.zone avatar Jes , to random

I drunk energy drink today and I still managed to have a midday nap

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@Jes i might take one too

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random
whilst searching for "neo" animal emojis in the mastodon admin panel, i came across the neovim logo as an emoji, tucked between neofoxpeekowo and neocat_flop
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@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

New campaign ad for Dems just dropped.

A tweet from Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) reads: “Bannon promising everyone a good time.” Below it is a post from Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) quoting Steve Bannon: “If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.” The attached photo shows Steve Bannon standing behind a podium at an event with a backdrop that reads “THE ACADEMY” and “BELLATOR Awards.”
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@georgetakei it’s always funny to read stuff coming from accounts named “republicans against trump”. like oh? are you now? what’s your goal to wipe the slate clean after he’s gone? are you embarrassed that the culmination of everything you’ve wanted is happening now?

“oh god roe v wade is over turned and we’re becoming increasingly isolationist, federally funded services that help poor people are being destroyed, immigrants are being treated inhumanly and queer people are nervous again. like i WANTED all this, but not from that TRUMP guy”

these people get no sympathy from me.

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

reposting this on here, these are a list of extensions, userscripts, and userstyles that mimic/restore website layouts. feel free to recommend anything you feel would fit here

https://github.com/SlippingGitty/Internet-Restoration/tree/main

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe avatar vozercozer , to random

doin your mom doin doin your mom