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turtlewolfbear

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Lifelong resident of Michigan. Introvert. Cat lover. Nature lover. Bookworm. Pre-natal Trekkie. Whovian. Jedi. I share pictures I find pretty and jokes I find funny plus the occasional word puzzle.

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Local man disappears at 111th birthday party. His nephew disappeared some time later with a family heirloom, a precious ring.

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Dis32
They also keep ripening after you pick them. So if you're worried about a storm or pests or something, you can pick whatever's full grown, even if it's still green.

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let's cool down
where are we seeking refuge from the heat?

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Staying home. Going anywhere requires parking my car outside, probably in the sun. 🔥

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and now for the poll of the day

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Chocolate malteds in the summer. Hot cocoa in the winter.

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Give the trash panda due process or we riot.

U.S. NEWS Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulledout another.
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@lowqualityfacts
"During traffic stop"
I have so many questions.
How did a raccoon get a license? How could it reach the pedals? Why was it pulled over in the first place?

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That makes sense.

Hawaiian pizza does not get its name from its inclusion of pineapple, but rather from its use of Hawaiian cheese.
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@lowqualityfacts
High quality fact that sounds like a low quality fact: "Hawaiian" pizza was invented in Canada.

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game night

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Bonkers
"Never the same game twice"

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That makes sense.

In order to keep them safe, most undercover cops do not know they are undercover.
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ice cream

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Deer trax, moose trax, or Mackinac Island Fudge

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That makes me so sad.

Cats only meow when they have a stomach ache.
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So you should definitely rub their tummies when they meow.

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@pixelfed
I created a PixelFed account last night, followed a bunch of hashtags (thinking that was the best way to find accounts to follow), but none of them are showing up in my feed.
Is this a known, temporary glitch or should I try a different server?

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English is such a weird, language.

In the English language, you can use a comma, anywhere, in a sentence, and it, will still be, grammatically, correct,.
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Just ask William Shatner