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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

And I thought retrocomputing was expensive...

This is a Goodwill (chain of thrift stores) listing for a literally broken cassette deck.

To be entirely fair, this is one of those "holy grail" ones, very coveted by those in the cassettes hobby.

(Also, who drops something like this off at a thrift store?)

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Sigh had to unfollow yet another Internet-person I’ve looked up to because they got completely weird about AI and it’s suddenly the only thing they can talk about.

It’s basically a cult. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux/116041309989733171

Good thing we're destroying the Internet for entirely performative "for the children" bullshit while there's child rapists in the highest ranks of government and business.

This fucking timeline.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

In summary, if you want great audio quality use:

  • Vinyl records
  • CDs
  • Well-recorded cassettes
  • Super Audio CDs
  • Audio DVD and Blu-ray
  • Lossless digital files
  • Lossless streaming
  • DAT
  • DCC
  • Minidisc (some variants)
  • high bitrate compressed audio files
  • MIDI files on floppy disk
  • hire a live band
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Listening to a 50-year old cassette on a Walkman from 1998… and it sounds really good.

In 50 years from now, will any of current streaming services still be around?

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The Austrian German term for managers who push bullshit like this is "dem hams ins Hirn gschissn", which translates as "someone shat into their brain".

(This about the thinly veiled workplace surveillance stuff [they call it "bonus system" or some shit] Meta is pushing on their employees.)

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thomasfuchs OP ,
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If you're not a programmer—"lines of code written" is a completely absurd metric to measure productivity for software development.

It's like paying a cook by the amount of salt they use.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

What’s a good rule to live by on social media? (Can select multiple.)

Post more rules as a reply.

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RE: https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/115990222913670493

If you reply with "but I feel more comfortable without a mask" I will block you.

Because this translates as "I don't care if you or loved ones die horribly".

Just maybe don't reply? idk

I cannot express how much I don't give a fuck.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

“But will I piss off my audience if I say something about politics!!!1! But but both sides!”

The audience when a YouTuber says how it is:

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Heads-up, pretty serious food and drug recall in Indiana, Minnesota and North Dakota for a bunch of products including Cheerios, Kellogg’s stuff, Pringles, Coca-Cola, Gatorade, Heinz ketchup, Crisco, pet foods, beauty products etc because of literal rat shit at a distributor

The PDF with products is 44 pages long

https://people.com/thousands-of-gold-star-items-recalled-for-exposure-to-rodent-waste-11894824

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

2006: Less is more, don’t repeat yourself
2016: Beautiful code prevents technical debt

2026: trillions of lines of generated spaghetti code that generate other spaghetti code will save us

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

...but have you ever used a keyboard with a touchscreen with a keyboard on it?

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RE: https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/115968770048071598

The weirdest fucking sentence in this is “AI isn’t just another tech trend — it’s at the heart of most apps, tools and technology we use today”.

That is just an outright blatant lie. How did they come up with this bullshit?

They’re completely untrustworthy fartwaffles.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Abolishing ICE is the moderate position.

The agency has only existed since 2002.

Before that there was INS, also steeped in bad things (e.g. internment camps for Japanese, German and Italian people during Word War II). However they didn’t amount to a militarized occupation force murdering people in the streets.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Eero in 3D

(view cross-eyed on a large monitor or TV, the dots should help to overlap the images)

DXG-018, 0.3MP x2, 2011

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

One of the strongest sun storms in, well, recorded era is incoming today

Watch out for auroras even down to Mexico! Also, watch out for end of the world etc

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

It's so weird that a lot of people think the quality of software is measured in how often it gets updated—it's literally the opposite.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

So I think about one of the central thesis of Joseph Weizenbaum a lot.

It’s essentially an extension of “there’s no technical solutions to social problems”; it posits that computers are widely used to immortalize and amplify social problems while preventing reforms.

And it has gotten much worse since he wrote about this in the 1970s.

Two of the examples he gives are nation/world-wide stock exchanges and automated trading (lead to wealth concentration and gambling), as well as highly complex but wasteful, punishing and unfair welfare systems (instead of e.g. UBI).

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

via https://bsky.app/profile/coreybrickley.bsky.social/post/3mckfuchg622o

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

It’s amazing how these people talk about AGI as if it was actually possible (it’s not).

What’s being sold as “AI” currently is slightly random statistical token chain generation; it has zero to do with thinking, intelligence or creativity.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/jan/17/why-trillions-dollars-risk-no-guarantee-ai-reward

thomasfuchs OP ,
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There’s not single shred of evidence, not an iota of a glimpse of a possibly of maybe LLM’s having any sort of even the remotest flicker of thinking.

Claiming that AGI will emerge from them is like saying a horse will spontaneously form if you just roll enough marbles down the hill.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

"At first glance what you see is a sleek, 17.0-pound portable."

They don't make them like they used to.

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

We need more Huh? buttons

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Hi, I'm Thomas. Back in 2005 or so I've practically invented in-browser animations with HTML elements.

PLEASE DO NOT ANIMATE USER INTERFACE ELEMENTS FOR NO REASON.

Do not animate icons, change positions of buttons, do "fun liquid glass animations"; definitely under no circumstances move in or fade in whole blocks of text (unless your design goal is that you want people looking at your website to become nauseous).

Only use animation when it's helpful to the user—for example, when they need to pay extra attention to something because there's a risk of data loss or to pass the time while showing that something is going on when there's a process which takes a bit longer.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Everyone should have a particle accelerator at home that shoots electrons and x-rays at your face in a multi-kilovolt vacuum tube

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

You know how to get people to leave platforms run by evil people?

Yes, that's right, by offering better alternatives and being super friendly and welcoming and actively working on recruiting people and evangelizing for the better platforms and most importantly by not being chastizing and gatekeeping misers.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Heads-up, if you’re in the US check your fridge, there’s a recall of literally deadly cheese https://www.delish.com/food-news/a69945915/pecorino-romano-recall-class-i-listeria-ambriola/

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Minidisc or cassette might be cooler, but honestly CDs are probably the easiest “retro” format to get into.

Used players are still relatively easy to come by and you can get a drive for your computer to burn audio CDs very easily; and there’s plenty of dirt cheap used CDs. (This CD Walkman is from Goodwill!)

Audio quality is top-notch, too.

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

(via https://bsky.app/profile/cr3ative.co.uk/post/3mbw2pcegzs2s)

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Expert systems are inevitable

Don’t get left behind, Flash is the future

Java Applets will replace all other software

Cryptocurrency will obsolete fiat currency

Better claim your stake in the Metaverse

By 2015, we will all have self-driving cars

Pen computing is going to end keyboards on laptops

You’ll look so stupid if you miss out on NFTs

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Apropos of nothing, a scientifically proven way to help your brain deal with stressful situations is to play Tetris.

Tetris DX (Game Boy Color game) running on my Analogue Pocket.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

if you need it, please take care of your mental health, which may be in the form of adding more mute words and blocking news accounts or all the way to a social media sabbatical

you don't owe it to anyone to follow the news and it's not your fault what bad people do

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

What’s everyone getting sworn in on?

I’m going with the Dial-a-Pirate code wheel from Monkey Island.

https://www.oldgames.sk/codewheel/secret-of-monkey-island-dial-a-pirate

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Fun fact, Metropolis is set in 2026

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Don’t forget about the Y2K26 problem

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

My new year’s resolution is 128×112

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

We used to be a real country

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

If we’d speak more ill of the dead, maybe it would remind the living not to be assholes.

(posting again because reasons)

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

“It’s inevitable” often means “we’re doing this against your will and without requiring consent because we’re in a position of power”

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

What do you even call it when you have nostalgia for technology that was released in the same year as you were released

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Interesting that humans have to go to the office but AI can just work remotely

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

Because I’ve see people saying you should be “respectful” to chatbots:

You can’t.

You’re not actually talking to someone and the chatbot doesn’t actually understand what you’re saying.

It’s parsing tokens and uses applied statistics to generate more tokens, that’s it.

If even it could understand you and form meaningful concepts and mental images— there’s no self there that could be disrespected.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar thomasfuchs , to random

What’s really amazing about vibe-coding is how people are replacing programming languages which are strictly deterministic with human speech which is highly ambiguous and expect programming to be faster and better.

“Well only use it when you’re already an expert!”

None of the people starting their careers using this technology are experts yet, nor will the ever be.

And within some finite amount of time nether will you, the expert, be an expert anymore.