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Troubled maiden aunt with homosexual tendencies. Tumblr psychopomp. She/her.

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New fave adhd object: a wristwatch. Just a little miraculous doohicky that tells me what the time is without telling me I have a ton of texts and emails to look at. 10/10 would recommend.

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TIL that in 1981, a conference was called to organise a search for the impact crater for the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. That same week, at another conference, a paper was presented having found just such a crater off Yucatán but it wasn't noted because everyone was at the other conference.

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Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate!

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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.

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Okay internet, I need your help. bought this bottle and in the chaos of the self checkouts the security cover wasn't taken off. How do I get into this gin? Helpful answers only plz. (I promise I didn't steal it, both me and the self checkout guy just forgot deal with it)

The underside of the security collar on aforesaid bottle. If I could properly describe what I was looking at and how it worked I wouldn't be asking the internet for advice on breaking it

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quoots have been with us for all of a few hours and already we have embraced calling them quoots. great job fedi, let's hit the showers

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Annoying grammar sticklers, now is your moment to shine. Be more like Ian.

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IT'S TUMBLR THREAD TIME! I'll be posting about 5-10 screencaps a day from the very best of tumblr. The mob wants it. The mob will get it.

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    stupid name for a baby

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    rat in the grain

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    galapagos finches

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    lootdrops

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    corporate memphis art

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    Ozy'mandias

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    crazy frog

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    the cuck chair

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    the samsung phone

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    giving sheep testosterone

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    glasses

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    unwritten rules

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    13.21

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    grab a danish

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    regency-era ghost

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    boney mcclyde

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    the left hand of darkness

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    knock knock

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    waiting for my nails to dry

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    how homophobia affects insecure men

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    original post 26th october 2016

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    dirty talk like llms

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    left hand of darkness

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    friend of dorothy

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    gender affirming henchmen

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    a classic, aged like a fine wine

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    feel like a disney princess

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    the spirit is willing

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    least favourite turn based strategy game

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    printers

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    based on your interests

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    the wok left

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    the cuck chair

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    holy shit is that kate bush

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    spicy

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    you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands

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    mwahahaha

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    wolf goat and cabbage polycule

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    the nucleus of the boyband polycule