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we're the Dream Weavers, a plural collective and coven. we do tarot readings, $15 for a 3 card spread.

we're on signal as redsad.42. if you're gonna be weird please be a good kind of weird.

avatar: Baby Yoda with the caption: Good morning! God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everybody's problem.

banner: old newspaper article that reads: People liking turtles better than cops will be pleased to learn a turtle bit off a cop's toe in the Hudson River.

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I'll just leave this here

homeless man sleeping on a bench, under a blanket of newspapers that say "stock market surges to record high" and "corporate profits soar" cartoon by Bennett for the Chattanooga Times Free Press
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why do you follow me?

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Star Trek meme Wesley: Drinking water isn't a human right Picard: shut up Nestlé
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Lucas Landherr @danteshepherd ROBIN: You didn't name everything in the bathroom after you, too, did you? BATMAN: Of course not ROBIN: BATMAN: OK, yes, there's batshampoo ROBIN: BATMAN: But there's also conditioner gordon
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aren't we overdue for another billionaire sacrifice to the ocean gods?

person poking Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos with a stick. c'mon, go see the titanic...
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it sucks

looks like a panel from a comic book. There's a woman sitting on a windowsill and she is saying, this shit sucks, and it sucks having to explain why it sucks and it sucks that assholes will argue it doesn't suck. 
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I need bail money

Cop says, "Your eyes look red. You been smoking weed?" I said, "Your eyes look glazed. You been eating donuts?" I need bail money. (picture of Baby Yoda sticking his head out of a very rusty old car)
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is the "invisible hand of the free market" in the room with us right now?🧐

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fun fact for Sunday

owls can sit crisscross applesauce (picture of an owl sitting crisscross applesauce) it's always something new with these motherfuckers
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it's pretty wild, the jokes Animaniacs got away with in the 90s 😂

six panels from the children's cartoon Animaniacs 1. Yakko (dressed like a detective): dust for prints! 2. Dot: I found Prince! 3. Dot is holding the singer Prince in her arms. 4. Yakko (holding up and wiggling his fingers): no no no... fingerprints!  5. Dot looks at Prince skeptically. Prince grins at her. 6. Dot says I don't think so. Prince does a facepalm.
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Kermit the frog playing a banjo: fuck you I won't do what you tell me fuck you I won't do what you tell me fuck you I won't do what you tell me
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a favorite

"it's a beautiful day to yell at God" (painting of three people yelling at the sun) "what the fuck!?" "come out! we just wanna talk" "face us you coward"
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cartoon drawing of the sesame street gang and the words "don't ever trust cops"
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really need to channel my rage into something creative, goddamn it.

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going to the public rage store, in case you need anything

redsad OP ,
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ever feel like you need to apologize for getting angry, but then you're like...no I fucking don't! it's just conditioning from a toxic upbringing that taught me anger is from the devil. if that's true then hail fucking satan because I SHOULD be angry! and so should you!!!

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moon's out, brooms out!

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French aristocat, circa 1793.

two similarly colored cats, one has its head turned away so you can't see it at all, and the other one has just its head sticking out of a basket. gives the impression that it's the same cat with its head removed.
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golf courses can have a few wildflower seeds, as a treat

(a picture of some flowers) seed bomb your local golf course 
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Xena. that is all.

Xena, Warrior Princess looking hot as fuck with her sword resting on her shoulder and a very intense look in her eyes

Xena, Warrior Princess looking hot as fuck with her sword resting on her shoulder and a very intense look in her eyes
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talking to my family

(Nicholas Cage looking very serious) me explaining that our current economic system is racing us towards climate and ecological collapse where life on earth will struggle to survive (Pedro Pascal with a big smile) them: that's so cool that you've found your passion
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ok wow

I didn't need to be called out like this

tiffsawitch writes, if you were in the gifted and talented program at your school in the 90s, how's your ADHD, high functioning anxiety, and perfectionist based procrastination going? bonus if you're also the oldest daughter and now fully immersed in your own spiritual journey.
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I'm running for president this is my platform

poster of two workers that says fight for the 4/20/69 work week: 4 days, 20 hours (max), $69/hour minimum wage 
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happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all those who celebrate!

San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area. (picture of the boulder on a snowy road, there's a police car parked in the foreground) 11:45 AM Jan 27, 2020
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if people are too corrupt to govern themselves, what makes you think people should govern other people?

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of course I know him, he's me

we all know someone who needs this: picture of a person's hands on a steering wheel, they are wearing gloves labeled left and right
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don't

a sign over a highway that just says "don't" five people have added the caption "don't" to their posting of the picture
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don't say I never post anything nice

a very cool looking cat wearing shades, and a pair of yellow high tops strung by the shoelaces over the back of their neck. text says have a lovely Friday and weekend
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begging centrists to understand this

tweet by Francesca Fiorentini @franifio let's not equate left and right wing rage. right-wing rage gave us the KKK, left-wing rage gave us the weekend.
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"but the left tears down statues! that's terrorism!"

👆a real thing someone said to me

redsad OP ,
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look if those statues didn't want to be torn down maybe they shouldn't have been dressed so confederately 🤷🏻‍♀️

redsad OP ,
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anyways horseshoe theory is some stupid bullshit, and when you invoke it you are telling on yourself. you're not a centrist, you're a right winger who doesn't want to admit that you're in bed with nazis

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in fact I would go so far as to say centrism doesn't really exist. it's all right wing. there is no middle ground between "everyone should have equal rights" and "let's commit genocide"

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this is what they mean when they say it's "cold as a witch's tits"

map that says tracking the polar vortex and the cold front or whatever it's called looks like a pair of boobies with L's for nipples
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raise your hand if you make less than a parking space 🙋🏻‍♀️

Dumpster @bolanlikes2rock writes, A parking space in downtown Toronto makes $27/hr. I, a real person with thoughts and feelings, capable of suffering, makes less than a goddamn parking space.
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a raccoon with glowing eyes. caption says fuck being the bigger person, imma start biting people
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nations and borders are bullshit. we're on a giant rock zooming through space and we've covered it with imaginary lines and decided only certain people are allowed in certain places. could we be any more immature? doesn't go far enough. too. earth belongs to everyone. let people go where they please. yeah I'm one of those scary anarchists you've been hearing so much about. better arrest me I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

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it's a new moon, which means it's a great time for setting intentions for the month to come! we are offering readings today and tomorrow. our mini new moon spread is $25, the full one is $40

please boost for reach thanks! 🤗

https://ko-fi.com/redsad

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for fucks sake people, OF COURSE we should . how is this still a controversial position???

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what color is your bike???

tumblr post by lieutenantbutts so I met my 6, 8 and 9 year old cousins for the first time today and one of them asked me if I'm a girl or a boy and I told him both. the whole night they alternated between male and female pronouns and the only question they asked me was, "wait if you're a boy AND a girl what color is your bike?" Kids are five hundred times more accepting than adults and it's kinda sad. reply by tocifer asks, so what color was your bike? 
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become ungovernable

picture of a parrot with a small caption that says Lincolnshire wildlife park. headline says zoo separates five parrots after the birds were caught encouraging each other to swear at guests. 
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artichoke fight!

weird medieval painting of two men slapping each other with artichokes
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two panels both showing a group of scientists doing something in the snow, presumably in Antarctica. they are wearing orange snow suits and hats and ski goggles and they have a bunch of scientific equipment with them. there is a penguin walking up to them checking them out and the text overlaid says hello, yes I would like to science please. in the second panel the scientists pause their work and turn to smile at the penguin.
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curious what vibe we give off 🤔

what vibe do I give off? three rows of illustrations each associated with a letter, number, or special character. the idea is to choose one from each row. the first row: A. dragon B. fairie C. gryphon D. goblin E. unknowable sea entity.  second row: 1. enchanted sword 2. cursed amulet 3. apothecary satchel 4. Raven familiar 5. orb of the seer   third row: ! Flagon of ale @ mutton pie # elven waybread $ tea of wisdom % capn' firebeard's special
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we have a wild night planned for tomorrow

got my tickets for New Year's Eve (someone holding up a pair of ticketmaster tickets for general admission to the couch. they say stay home and do nothing and go to bed early)
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new for a new year

hi! we're an AuDHD plural system. there's nine of us and collectively we are called the dream weavers. our host posts the most (lol) and you can call her stacey or captain acab.

we post memes, memes, and more memes. we boost stuff we find funny, cool and/or interesting.

our current shared obsession is tarot but we have many other likes including reading, crochet, and making music. our dislikes include capitalism, fascism and as you may have guessed it, cops.

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all the characters from the Rudolph the rednosed reindeer movie, the one with the island of misfit toys. caption says we're all misfits here pull up a fuckin chair.
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night time photo of a couple of deer inside a car, their heads with huge antlers sticking out the windows. caption says get in loser. We're going to run over Grandma.
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