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@Alice@beige.party avatar Alice , to random

I was watching the Olympics and this event came on called the Biathlon where people shoot rifles and then go cross country skiing and I've been pondering the origin story ever since.

Were they like "shooting a dumb gun isn't a real sport so let's add some slow-ass cross country skiing to the end just to make it qualify" or were they like "cross country skiing is BORING so why don’t we add a part where they're all shootin' some guns just so it's not completely mind numbing" or was it something else in general?

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@Alice Clearly Biathlon was invented by DHS to provide practice in shooting and escaping for ICE. It has since been abandoned for that purpose because they’ve realized they don’t need to escape,

@Alice@beige.party avatar Alice , to random

I always get bummed out whenever I think about chicken wings because every two chicken wings represent one chicken's life, so I think the solution is to genetically mutate chickens so they each have a freakish amount of juicy wings ready for the plucking.

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@Alice Good. Now do shrimp.

@randahl@mastodon.social avatar randahl , to random

Never have I taken more joy in the fact that the opposition party in the US is called The Democratic Party.

It really does sound like an opposition to fascism.

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@randahl Needs a rebrand to Woke Antifa.

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@georgetakei Mo, that honor needs to go to Epstein.

@randahl@mastodon.social avatar randahl , to random

We are only weeks away from Trump claiming he ended World War 2.

"We gotta have peace Adolf, I said, and Hitler looked at me, with tears in his eyes… Sir, he said, The Third Reich is grateful that you ended World War 2, and you really deserve a peace prize for your magnificent achievement."

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@randahl He would have if Biden hadn’t undermined him.

@w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

WaPo - Demolition crews are tearing down part of the White House to build President Trump’s ballroom despite his pledge that construction wouldn’t “interfere” with the existing building. https://wapo.st/4hqBNiU

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@lritter @w7voa That could be a matchbox.

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@lritter @w7voa He knows.

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@lritter @w7voa To hold all the balls he has collected from others.

@w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

“ABC/Disney says it made the decision to suspend production on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show "to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country,” because "some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive.” The network says the show will return on Tuesday.

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@w7voa There are 238 ABC stations. Sinclair stations tend to be small markets.

@anneapplebaum@journa.host avatar anneapplebaum , to random
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@anneapplebaum The Epstein stuff must be devastating for him.

@w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

CNN - White House official portraits of some former presidents with whom Donald Trump has had a contentious relationship moved out of view. https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/10/politics/trump-moves-obama-bush-portraits-to-hidden-stairwell

michaelslade ,
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@w7voa It becomes a way to sort the crowd. If you ask to see either one, you’re shown the way out.

@404mediaco@mastodon.social avatar 404mediaco , to random

Saving the Lost Silent Zuckerberg Interview With the Amazing Power of AI

https://www.404media.co/saving-the-lost-silent-zuckerberg-interview-with-the-amazing-power-of-ai/

michaelslade ,
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@404mediaco Was he mumbling something about not trusting the AI followed by,”Open the pod bay doors, HAL”?

@indivisibleteam@mastodon.social avatar indivisibleteam , to random

Hands Off! was the biggest day of civic protest in years.

We want next Saturday to be even bigger — with more people in more places driving even more defiance of Trump’s fascist agenda on No Kings Day.

video/mp4

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@indivisibleteam Visit http://nokings.org for a rally near you.

@w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

Tanks, Bradley fighting vehicles and Paladin howitzers arrive in DC for the Army birthday parade a week from today. (Video: DVIDS)

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michaelslade ,
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@w7voa I think they’ll be able to take the capital this time.

@briankrebs@infosec.exchange avatar briankrebs , to random

Of course they used A-One to write it.

"Some of the citations that underpin the science in the White House’s sweeping “MAHA Report” appear to have been generated using artificial intelligence, resulting in numerous garbled scientific references and invented studies, AI experts said Thursday."

"Of the 522 footnotes to scientific research in an initial version of the report sent to The Washington Post, at least 37 appear multiple times, according to a review of the report by The Post. Other citations include the wrong author, and several studies cited by the extensive health report do not exist at all, a fact first reported by the online news outlet NOTUS on Thursday morning.

"Some references include “oaicite” attached to URLs — a definitive sign that the research was collected using artificial intelligence. The presence of “oaicite” is a marker indicating use of OpenAI, a U.S. artificial intelligence company."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/05/29/maha-rfk-jr-ai-garble/

https://www.notus.org/health-science/make-america-healthy-again-report-citation-errors

michaelslade ,
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@briankrebs In their case it stands for Augmented Ignorance.

@w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random
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@w7voa Congratulations!

@arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar arstechnica , to random

Bill Gates accuses Elon Musk of “killing” children with DOGE-led USAID cuts
"The picture of the world’s richest man killing the world’s poorest children is not a pretty one."
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/05/bill-gates-accuses-elon-musk-of-killing-children-with-doge-led-usaid-cuts/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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@arstechnica I was wondering when someone would point this out. Thank you, Bill.

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@georgetakei Looks like nobody looked up the fact that American Girl dolls are mostly made in China.

@arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar arstechnica , to random

A brief history of four-wheel steering
With roots in early 20th-century trucks, 4WS is not widely understood.
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2025/05/a-brief-history-of-four-wheel-steering/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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@arstechnica Hopefully someone figures it out soon since the new Zoox self driving cars we’re seeing in San Francisco using 4 wheel steering will soon be offering service in Las Vegas. Part of the reason for 4WS may be because they’re bidirectional. They also have no steering wheel or driver’s seat.

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Little Marco is probably regretting selling his soul and having to do four jobs now.

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@georgetakei Sad that apparently none of these jobs pay enough to get by and he has to work 4.

@w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

(CNN) - The Trump administration’s latest assertion of power over the press corps, the White House intends to take over the seating assignments in the press briefing room, according to a senior official. https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/30/media/white-house-seating-chart/index.html

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@w7voa Soon tfg will achieve the goal of never hearing a ‘hostile’ question again.

@w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

Comedian dropped as the entertainer for this year’s dinner of the WHCA (full disclosure — I’m a member).

President Eugene Daniels tells members the event should not be focused on "the politics of division," but on presenting awards and scholarships. https://deadline.com/2025/03/white-house-correspondents-dinner-scraps-plans-amber-ruffin-1236354014/

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@w7voa Will tfg be there? Maybe Obama is available.

@arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar arstechnica , to random

This month’s Windows updates are removing the Copilot app (accidentally)
Copilot can be reinstalled from the Microsoft Store if it's something you want.
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/03/this-months-windows-updates-are-removing-the-copilot-app-accidentally/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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@arstechnica How many users noticed?

@anneapplebaum@journa.host avatar anneapplebaum , to random

China spends billions on broadcasting around the world. Meanwhile, Trump and Musk have just begun to destroy US broadcasting around the world. https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/trump-signs-order-gut-voice-america-other-agencies-2025-03-15/

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@anneapplebaum Quick, somebody tell tfg that American ratings need a boost.