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Hi! Writer. Reader. Mastadonian. Was the longtime publicist of the legendary Dr. John. Happily repping badass artists including Grammy nominated Corey Henry. Bylines: New Republic, Forbes Travel, NOLA, Earth Island. Grammy mentor.

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Bad Bunny brought a sugar cane field, wedding, dance party, Lady Gaga's Die With a Smile, his Grammy, and Puerto Rican culture to the . Respect!

Bad Bunny and Gaga dancing
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"No one is illegal on stolen land." Billie Eilish, winner.

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Documenting a crime is not a crime. Solidarity with Minnesota.

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Stadium just booed the Trump jumbotron jump scare at the national college football championship.

Booed in Miami at the Natty.

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"We had to remove the president and his wife because he's a criminal the people hate" is quite a line for the US to take right now.

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Our lucky New Year's Lemon Pig is all snout.

Lemon with toothpick legs, quarter mouth, foil tail, clove eyes and a big natural snout.
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Zing!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC Who's the illegal now @RealTomHoman @CarolLeonnig - A big @MSNBC scoop >>>> Trump border czar Tom Homan was under criminal investigation for potential bribery and claims he would steer fed contracts in new administration. Undercover @FBI agents recorded him accepting $50k in cash. Trump @ThelJusticeDept shuttered the probe
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'I'd like to thank CBS for letting me be part of the Late Night tradition, which I hope continues long after I'm gone... Stay strong. Be brave. And if the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy and punch a higher floor!" Unjustly fired Emmy winner Stephen Colbert. To a standing ovation.

Winner Stephen!
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Blue Heron fabulosity.

Blue heron walking through the marsh
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@darren This one's a regular. Fishes off the dock!

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Officials say the 55 million reviews will include all the visa holders’ social media accounts...

"First of all, I notice you haven't re-Truthed any of my Truths."
https://apnews.com/article/trump-visas-deportations-068ad6cd5724e7248577f17592327ca4?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=68a76eb339ef520001d660a8&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

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In history class, it always seemed so strange to read that the killing of an archduke helped start World War I.

Then DOGE lackey Big Balls got beat up by a 15 year old girl, and Donald Trump invaded DC.

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I'll never understand CBS burning down its own house. But then I'll never understand the United States doing the same thing.

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The only upside of this clearly politically motivated CBS firing is that Stephen Colbert has 10 more months to say exactly what he thinks of the Trump administration. Turned up to 11.

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Threaten Bruce Springsteen for using his voice for justice? He's just going to Voice For Justice harder.
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2025-05-17/bruce-springsteen-president-trump-manchester-concert

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"Trump was at the Pope's funeral. That means he walked past an open casket and was like: 'Oh - we should do a Who Wore It Best!" ... also, if Trump really wants to be Pope, he should probably stay away from JD Vance."

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@ewen The corpse at every wedding and the bride at every funeral.

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Happy Ides of March!

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. (Caesar getting stabbed) It’s not just about stabbing. It’s about coming together to stab in groups.
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Can't run a microblog
Can't run a rocket
Can't run a car company
Can't run the USA

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So where's the afterparty?

Dionysius on a plate.
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