julia

@[email protected]

Weird puppygirl that likes building software and breaking things. Headmates with facade and @sabrina.

I'm the lead developer for Sharkey! For announcements pertaining to the project, follow sharkey . This is my personal account, please do not direct support requests here, but please do not direct them at the announcements account either, instead please ask in our Discord or GitLab.

I also run this instance (poorly). For announcements, follow @admin.

Boundaries:

  • MDNI with lewd and/or flirty posts.
  • Do not be sexual or flirtatious to me unprompted, unless we are good friends (following me or being mutuals on this account does not necessarily mean we are good friends).
  • Do not make any sexual or unprompted comments about my birth genitals. I will block your ass on every account and platform.
  • Do not call me "goals"- yes, I'm pretty, but there are things that I need to do still with my transition before I can be comfortable with my body. Treating me as a "goal" for your own transition nullifies my negative experiences with my body and objectifies me.

Any opinions expressed are my own and do not reflect those of my employer. If you know me professionally, no you don't- follow at your own peril.

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@inderix@booping.synth.download avatar inderix , to random

my partner appeared at my doorstep, gave me chocolates and left
i love them so much

julia ,

@inderix that's kinda woke

julia , to random

They should get me a human sized dog bed to sleep by my wife's desk while she works on projects

julia OP ,

And then she'd like, reach down to pet me every now and again and I'd jolt up and push my head into her hand and ​:neodog_pleading_reach:​

julia OP ,

Least ​:therian:​ Julia post

julia , to random

Robotgirl who can be controlled by whistling specific tones into her ear

julia , to random

Weh, I'm back inside, finally
Glad I went to go see that movie before it left theaters but holy shit I'm tired

julia , to random

Never been out by myself this late, feels odd

julia , to random

Mfw I'm standing at the bus stop and the bus I'm supposed to ride drives right past me

julia , to random

I think they should put me in a wedding dress

julia , to random

okay my psychiatrist is 15 minutes late hes a no show cool

aperture , to random

fuck you christianity for taking the cross thats a cool as hell symbol you suck

-carrie

julia ,

@aperture hey babygirl what if I removed one of your electrons and caused you to become unstable

julia ,

@aperture no you didn't

(Watches as you get bonded with by miscellaneous other particles, causing several chemical reactions

julia ,

@aperture inflates your proton count, making you big and unstable

julia ,

@aperture @pastthepixels inflates your COM objects making them big and idk enough Bout windows

julia ,

@aperture @pastthepixels I'm gonna bringle your broingle cable till you splongus

julia ,

@aperture @pastthepixels yeah you would like having your face rubbed into the ground

julia , to random

Hey fedi any recommendations for "dumb" RTSP cameras? IE things that don't pipe their output to the external internet (without me using custom software or whatever)

julia , to random

I observe the felines of my neighborhood

julia , to random

I HAVE VISUAL ON THE KITTY

RE: julia : So, there definitely is a kitty in the neighborhood... I set...

A low quality picture of a cat with spotted brown and black fur, with a white underbelly. One of their eyes is messed up slightly.
ALT
julia , to random

Bro the recycling guys managed to get my can stuck on top of a snow bank and they didn't fucking put it back

julia , to random

Hey girl are you gpg because you look insecure

julia , to random

Something feels wrong about leaving a git repo overnight mid rebase

julia , to random

Is Nest.JS a good framework when you use it correctly
Or is it just as bad as everything else used in misskey

julia , to random

when the git conflict is every single file ​:overjoyed:​

julia , to random 
$ git commit
hint: Waiting for your editor to close the file... WARNING: radv is not a conformant Vulkan implementation, testing use only.

Bro radv shut the fuck up

julia , to random

Anybody know if there's a project that lets you build packages for multiple distros without worrying about the build system for each?

julia , to random

omfg the new listing for the monitor I already have on ebay refunded me, because they're "out of stock"
I've had this happen twice with two different sellers
DONT FUCKING LIST SHIT IF YOU DONT HAVE IT CUNTS

julia OP ,

sisyphean task of trying to buy this one particular monitor and winding up with ebay just repeatedly giving me on-site credit over and over and over

julia , to random

Imagine trying to explain to aliens why our species prioritizes wealth over societal advancement

julia OP ,

"so y'all spent 40 years racing each other to reach space and eventually the moon but then immediately stopped after that and spent the next 30 years doing absolutely nothing but focusing on wealth?"
"...yea"

julia OP ,

"so you're capable of incredible feats when you band together towards a common goal but the only thing that gets you to do that is having beef with another group?"
"Y'all suck we're leaving"

julia , to random

Chat how bad of an idea would it be to mod a heating pad to remove the auto power-off mechanism

julia OP ,

Actually I don't have a soldering iron nevermind

shio , to random

I’m sorry what do you mean “nearly 30 degree Celsius difference between tonight and Tuesday afternoon” what do you Fucking Mean by that that’s illegal

julia ,

@shio oh Jesus christ

julia ,

@shio oh celcius

Still Jesus Christ

julia ,

@shio ​:neodog_floof_angel:​

julia , to random

anyhow I'm gonna go to bed- I'm hoping to wake up a little bit early and maybe the kitty will still be there idk

julia OP ,

The kitty ate the food I put out again! Very happy that they're fed. Didn't see them tho. Got a heated pad to put in the box last night, but that won't arrive for a few days. Hope they can hold out until then ​:neodog_pleading_reach:​

julia OP ,

I did wake up early to check though sooooo
I'm gonna get a few more hours of sleep, I think ​:neodog_melt:​

julia , to random

@ellie never stop posting, it's critical to world order

julia , to random

So, there definitely is a kitty in the neighborhood... I set out some food last night and there were paw prints in the snow. Soooo I've made a little cat house in an effort to try and give the kitty some protection from the cold ​:neodog_pleading_reach:​

A cardboard box, made into a rough shelter, with a folded blanket in the bottom and a bowl. The top is slanted slightly to try and provide some amount of a closed top

Pawprints in the snow around a bowl on a porch
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julia , to random

I don't want my fantasy media to be realistic.
I want my fantasy media to be woke and transgender.

julia , to random

I just remembered my pretransition face and honestly I'm realizing that I kinda looked like a transmasc twink

julia , to random

Its crazy how I got like all the hot traits from the women on my mom's side and all the hot traits from the women on my dad's side

julia OP ,

I'm like the sexiest woman alive

julia , to random

Women. Kissing.

julia , to random

Its so funny how Carrie explodes if I send her a voice clip of anything

julia OP ,

I told it to shut up because it's a stupid machine