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joninalbany

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Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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March Madness Natural Selection Sunday


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Fahrenheit 220, 221, whatever it takes


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The Adventures of Tom Solder


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The Borg and the Beautiful


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The Bigbooteé Theory


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The City of Compton: We keep it rockin'


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Climax, PA Population: 69


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The Adventures of Barbecue Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension



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Texting In The Rain


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War & Peace & Kate & Allie


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I've been advised to take some milk thistle. But apparently milk thistle detoxes the liver which can store a lot of anger and cleaning them can make people feel rage-y.

So if I completely lose my shit in the near future, it's the milk thistle's fault.

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You Kant Do That On Television


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Chico and The Music Man


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The Lion King of Queens


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The most valuable piece of literature in each library is bestowed the Dewey decimal number 867.5309.


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Librarians have secret and elaborate handshakes that make NFL and NBA celebrations look routine.


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Reference librarians train extensively to be able to explain both cultural and obscure movie references.


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The Lenny Kravitz scale of winter preparedness.


Photo of Lenny Kravitz wearing a comically gigantic scarf. The caption reads, how ready for winter are you on a scale from one to Lenny Kravitz.
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Shall I Compare Thee To A Polar Vortex


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NEWSFLASH: If you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have, the facts of life.


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Tonight, the Bellevue medical team is reporting their findings that Crazy Eddie is, just like his prices, insane.


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You got a dog? Seriously?!?


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The Training of the Shrew


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The Shining, of the shoes


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Jaws, and other joints


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Part of me wants to keep eating pretty healthy and lose some weight, but most of me wants to eat a pie.

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Tyger Tyger burning bright,
Come closer, my feet are cold


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This couch is one of the first pieces of furniture we bought after we got married over 25 years ago.

I've never been this comfortable on it.

A dog spread out and sleeping on "her" couch. She'll give you the side eye if you are sitting there when she wants to sprawl out.
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Got some bloodwork done.

Apparently my body lacks Vitamin D. Basically take the minimum recommended amount of Vitamin D you are supposed to have and divide by 3. Like such a low level that it is surprising that I don't have rickets.

Apparently they got a pill for that. Probably for the best that we're not making medical history here.

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Wife and I just started watching a Masterpiece Mystery series, as is required for married couples our age.

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Anyone want to go to the mall and watch people panic shop with me?

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Should probably only eat salad until Christmas.

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In the Gravy - The Village People


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In the old brainium - (to the tune of Chaka Khan) - tarka dhal, tarka dhal

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@TheBreadmonkey let me rock you tarka dhal, that's all I wanna do. let me rock you tarka dhal, let me feel for you

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If the only film Sean Connery had ever made was Last Crusade, still absolutely worth it and a stone cold legend

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🤧 yr humble fediverse servant is seeking your home remedies:

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@gbhnews other: Bourbon

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It's so extremely funny to me that cooking etc is seen as somehow effeminate. Alpha male types being 'yeah if it wasn't for women we would simply perish'.

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@TheBreadmonkey same idiots only see a chef as being male.

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Holy shit, a doctor actually listened to me.

We'll see how this goes....

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Candy - check

Pumpkin carved - check

Ready for

pumpkin carved in a pattern named Boofus and lit with a candle.
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There's no lemon meringue pie in the house, so I ate a disturbing amount of cheese instead.

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I love the opening credits to Peacemaker. Watch it every time.

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My lunch salad was unfortunately not raptured. Guess Im stuck eating it.

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Didn't get a ton of photos because I was in pizza making zone. Had my group from the office over. I call it team building through pizza. Photos are a few deep fried calzones, a sausage-pepperoni-banana pepper with hot honey, and an apple pie dessert pizza. Was a good day.

a pizza with a cheese base, sausage, pepperoni and banana peppers. hot honey goes on top once it comes out of the oven.
a pizza with topped with what tastes like an apple pie filling and then a cream cheese icing is drizzled all over the top.

a pizza with topped with what tastes like an apple pie filling and then a cream cheese icing is drizzled all over the top.
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made two more for dinner. Nonna Marie- cheese on bottom, marinara on top, Parmesan grated on after the bake. This is my current favorite.

Same pizza now sliced with one piece flipped over to show the bottom crust.

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And a mushroom pizza for my wife. She got a slice before I got a photo.