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internetsdairy

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Hi! I'm an animator working in higher education, here to read the funnies. I sometimes make stupid music videos:
https://vimeo.com/internetsdairy
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Telling my kid this is his new school uniform

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Kid is at the Who fandom stage of drawing tiny one-inch square pictures of K-9.

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@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey 🎵 Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy
I've come, let me in your window

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TIL escalators in the UK move 1.5x faster than those in Korea. What this means for us all is yet to be revealed.

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@TheBreadmonkey argh I really want to know why this is now whether it's cultural or something else but I can only find that they're cross about over-reliance on Chinese escalators because they keep fucking up why do I have a job

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@TheBreadmonkey here's a rabbit hole if you haven't encountered them before: have you heard of or been in a paternoster lift?

are there any movie action scenes based on them and if not, wtf not?

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@TheBreadmonkey "The Arts Tower at the University of Sheffield[40] has a paternoster, which is said to be the largest on Earth." <<<Earth, that's where I live!

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@IsabelB @TheBreadmonkey This is the allure... have you gone over the top and if so what secrets did you behold???

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I've never seen an air fryer IRL, does steam come out of them while they're cooking?

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@TheBreadmonkey Thank you... genuine question, I am animating one

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Two foxes hanging out on a neighbour's shed roof. The one in motion has an injured leg, though still seems pretty agile.

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So do the ski jumpers squirt the acid directly downwards out of their penis using the same principle as a rocket jump in Quake

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Very estate agent vibes from this guy

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Temu Manics get off

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My wife picked up a zine that is advertising the fediverse.

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Let's hope there are punk workshops for accessible graphic design

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No now as my strange child wants to watch Revenge of the Fucking Cybermen, I believe

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This is great, I bet it didn't go to Eurovision

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N-Sync implies the existence of N-Toilet and maybe even N-Bidet, if you're fancy

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Why do they have kind of blacksmith aprons on

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Funny to think this is a cover of that Keith Harris and Orville song

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BBC4 is not working on my TV for some reason though I can see you lot are getting

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-Hey Jesus, did you sort that wine out yet?
-No, sorry it's...

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There's a little Waterstones in John Lewis now. Also a wild pigeon

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There are four billion Lego minifigs in the world. Time for Denmark to activate their sleeper army.

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Ok marketing people, I know eyes are versatile and very tempting graphic devices but you have got to stop using them in viscerally horrific ways, especially when you are trying to get people to go to the optician jesus christ what is wrong with you?

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This is what politicians imagine will happen when they visit a factory and stand in front of a bunch of the workers for the press

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kKENICKIEEEEEEEEE

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This is such a sublime song, like nothing else, where did it come from

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Hey we thought you were introducing this song out of the goodness of your heart Will Smith but what's this you had an ulterior motive????

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Not getting great FPS on this game

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Was it Mansun who went kind of prog?

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Sirs, this is a funeral

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Since this washing machine hose was made in Italy, it counts as a type of pasta.

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"hehehe... Going to bury these filthy carrots where nobody will find them... suckers..."

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It's weird what household tips stick with you, like 35 years ago I saw a Ben Elton obcom sketch where he said how if you leave corn flakes to dry in a bowl they form the most adhesive substance known to humanity so you should always put the bowl to soak so this doesn't happen and anyway, I don't think my wife saw this sketch.

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Muppets Christmas Carol where Michael Caine is a Muppet, all the other characters are real frogs, pigs, insects etc. not talking in a Babe way or anything, just crawling over the sets where they will.

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This Santa is going to absolutely wreck your chimney this Christmas.

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And your toilet

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Proud to have raised a being from a helpless infant to someone who will send me beasts from illuminated manuscripts.

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My social life is barely there, maybe I should join the new cult that opened a centre in the high street

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"I have placed a glass egg, above us floating
"An oval ovule in a dark blood red void
"Carries our digital selves, embracing and kissing"
Bjork, that's beautiful, but I just don't think it's good infosec

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There's a Bjork concert on TV by the way and at one point she went into a special reverb shed to sing a song, and now there's a guy dipping bowls in and out of water (a Foley artist I guess)

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Bjork, look behind you, the flautists have got in your shed!

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no

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I nearly fainted when the optician showed me a photo of my retina one time, I do not need to know about whatever gross optical frostings are in there

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I think of little else

If You Had A Pole Stretching From England To France And Yanked On It, Would The Person On The Other End Be Yanked Instantly?

https://www.iflscience.com/if-you-had-a-pole-stretching-from-england-to-france-and-yanked-it-would-the-other-end-move-instantly-81713

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If I were a billionaire (and I'm sure I've said this before), I would simply build a large padded underground lair with a sort of food-delivery chute, and noone would ever hear from me again.

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@TheBreadmonkey how do you know you don't