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pédale. furry.

any / they.

born 1994.

#quimper, france (UTC +1/+2)

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happy hearts day gamers make sure to refill your health bar today

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breizhgo mettre les flux gtfs à jour quand il y a un éboulement et que une ligne est fermée challenge (impossible)

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non parce que que transit m'envoie sur des trains qui ne roulent plus c'est déjà un peu nul mais ok. mais que le trip planner korrigo, celui qui s'affiche sur le site de breizhgo, m'affiche les mêmes trains qui ne roulent plus depuis deux jours c'est quand même gênant. il n'y a que le site ter bretagne qui est à jour

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ya absolument un scénario où demain matin je me serais pointæ à la gare avec 10 minutes d'avance le temps de prendre mon ticket et j'aurais découvert à ce moment là que mon train ne circulait pas

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en plus le gtfs est bien mis à jour toutes les nuits, j'ai un last-modified qui indique cette nuit à 6h. mais y'a toujours les trains en question dedans

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j'ai envoyé une réclamation en mode méga relou sur le site de breizhgo. je devienne boomer

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on parie 100€ je reçois la réponse dans deux mois disant "déso pour l'interruption de service mais c'est fini là les trains circulent à nouveau depuis 6 semaines donc tu veux quoi. aler casse toi. SNCF Voyageurs et la région Bretagne vous remercient d'avoir choisi TER BreizhGo" alors que ma réclamation c'était "purer mettez à jour vos flux j'ai encore failli me faire avoir"

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alors. pas de réponse encore mais cette nuit les cars de substitution sont apparus. mais les trains sont aussi encore là. bon. c'est bof

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linuxseed oil

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codl ,
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@gaelle chat

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norbert is short for normalbert

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@Nine took me a minute lol

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do you know what "la tour d'argent" is

no search engines

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wath the fuck happen. "yes" was at 3% an hour ago. which one of you boosted this to bourgeois fedi

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it's counter nature for check boxes to be circular

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you get a certificate for a new domain name and all the CT crawlers show up to check it out like when all the sims in the house come together to clap and cheer at the new washing machine

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if claude code is so smart and awesome then why are you making it write in baby languages like typascript. real 100× ai coders generate C for optimal speed and closeness to the metal

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its impossible for claude to write memory unsafe code because all memory in the world is allocated to claude anyway so like its nbd

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windows' greatest feature imo is that the open file / save as dialogs basically have all of the features of explorer

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bitcoin frisé

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learning that bulgaria has switched to the euro from reading the pokémon unite patch notes

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checking out a new feedreader ("blogs are back") and three minutes in i already run into a showstopper. instead of checking if it can parse the url i gave it as a feed, as far as i can tell it

  • fetches the url i gave it
  • completely ignores that it's an atom feed
  • notices that it's not a html page with a link rel=alternate tag so it bails
  • strips the path from the url i gave it
  • fetches that
  • looks for a link rel=alternate in that instead
    far as i can tell there's no way to add a feed without going through the discovery machinery, except maybe handwriting an opml file. incredible
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blogs are back is certified NOT feedplz compatible

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oh theyre here hello @ @blogsareback please let me add a feed url without going through the discovery machine

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it's kinda wild that framagit just straight up blocks vpn providers

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it's. strange how whenever the topic of age gating comes up people are like "well. vpns will fix this" and yet when i turn on a vpn service for half an hour of casual browsing i find like three websites that are either giving me a barebones 403 page or straight up blackholing my traffic. like this shit is not viable? you can't live on a vpn. and like if you're using a vpn to break a law idk if constantly turning it off and on is a great idea

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there was a time in my life when i would browse the internet over tor, not for any reason in particular just to see what it's like. It sucks. static content websites about like, health care, will refuse to serve you their articles because you're from the crime ip address

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I'm always taken aback when people engage with aster (or with me wearing aster, same difference) in superficial bee ways. like going "ahh dont sting me lol" or "you got any honey lol". i get it. bee stuff. and aster isn't much of a character anyway they're just an avatar for me. so what else can you say. but it feels out of left field for me because those are directions i dont really push aster in

i think aster's stinger is visible in one drawing total. And, i just looked in my post archive, i have mentioned stinging unprompted six times over five years. honey, three times

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heck. aster's bee related themes would be flowers, pollen, pollination. for a while i wouldnt shut up about it

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they ass got named after a flower not without reason

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tiktok musicians keep wanting me to listen to their music but then they dont let me buy it. make a bandcamp girl i like your sound but i dont like it enough to use spotify

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lesson: always yt-dlp everything you love

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i am fucking devastated my life is over madeon's secret sky 2020 set was pulled from youtube

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fixing to do something i can't take back

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i still have a cdr rip of it though lol

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i would really like to have a copy of the video though. the visuals are so cool

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https://youtu.be/XMEg6mfTfF4 this video is fucking fifteen years old

this video is nearly half my life old

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chat app sticker

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this would be really funny as an actual sticker. rocking up to the hackerspace with the crying baby sticker on my laptop

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oh i see now why my feedreader suddenly went up by 8000 unread entries

keepright map. the whole city is disconnected according to keepright

ALT
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(approaching with clasped hands) hey i got something to show you. check this shit out (opens my clasped hands, releasing 1 000 spiders) fuck, wait, no

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their senseless fads like "6-7" and "chicken jockey"
vs
our meaningful cultural touchstones like "badger badger" and "mr t. ate my balls"

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i wasnt around for mr t ate my balls, this post is stolen valor

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honestly it's kinda scary to discover that i can post "i want attention" and receive attention. i shouldnt have this much power

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my controversial video game controller opinion is that clickable sticks feel bad. i dont want to click a stick ever. maybe something's wrong with my thumbs but i always feel like i am using forbidden illegal muscles to make my character crouch or melee or fire up the inkzooka or whatever

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dang everyone agrees with me. time to start a change dotorg petition

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my other click stick opinion is that sonys worst move ever was calling the sticks L3 and R3

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just doing research

the same but with "triskelion" excluded

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i dont remember the context for this but i really need to read soulsov already

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what the fuck was i up to in 2022