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adhdeanasl

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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much.

Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids. Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them. Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.

Married to @JenTheRed

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I want to hear a dude call another dude a bitch because he won’t smile or say hi back.

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I just finished watching The Expanse, and I'm sad it was cancelled, such a great show!

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@dansup I unreservedly recommend The Expanse books whenever I can. You can’t go wrong with them. I also endlessly recommend the audiobooks, if you partake, because Jefferson Mays’ narration makes them even better. @MarkSquiresWine

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Beauty And The Beagle


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Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Tie


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All Over But The Groutin’ by Rick Bragg


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Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Fix (A Tale Of Overpriced Vacuum Cleaner Repair)


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The Silence Of The Jambs


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The Recall of the Wild


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One of the most entertaining things about Mastodon is that I can read a thread of something like 27 posts and still have absolutely no clue of what it’s about. There are so many varied interests here of which I know nothing that I can do that every single day and still find new stuff about which I am completely clueless.

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Hostess at this Thai restaurant sat me at a table for two and TOOK THE OTHER CHAIR AWAY. She took one look at me and thought “yup, ain’t nobody joining this dude for lunch.”

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Law & Obsidian Order


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Magnum, P.I. (Probe Insertion)


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This is a periodic braggy reminder that I have a really cool job. Prompted because I just interpreted a group discussion about a certain aspect of access for people with disabilities, and access is always cool.

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Heck’s Bells by AC/DC


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The Road Sometimes Taken by Robert Frost


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Rock You Like A Tropical Storm by Scorpions


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I Want It All (As Long As Nobody Else Is Using It At The Moment) By Queen


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Almost Any Way You Want It by Journey


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When two dudes achieve something big, that’s a bromentous occasion

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To My Work Colleagues,

I deeply regret my recent poor choice of wording when attempting to share my photos of Sequoia National Park. After an illuminating conversation with Holly in HR, I now understand it was extremely inappropriate for me to stride into the break room and shout “WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME BIG NATURALS?” I will be personally apologizing to each of you when I return next month. For now, I will be reflecting on my missteps as I work with our dairy cows on the family farm. I’m sure it will be a great reset for me to spend time with our big mommy milkers!

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IT’S WEEKEND BEIGE, BITCHES!!

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Raiders Of The Lost & Found


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Gunfight At The Okay Corral


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Dial M For Merger


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Schindler’s Listicle


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The Dot Matrix


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GuadalBanal Diary


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Yawn With The Wind


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The Biggish Short


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Gross Encounters Of The Turd Kind


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Jen and I are looping video of the Westminster Kennel Club dog show for our Dachshund, Penny, because she seems to think she is the winner of Best In show, Penny the Doberman Pinscher.

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I have a note in my joke drafts file that just says:

“Dumpster Diving Divas.”

No idea what it means or what it was intended for, but it’s been there for at least a year, so I decided to share it with y’all. You’re welcome.

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Lord Of The Ring Pops


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2001: A Crawl Space Oddity


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Stephen King’s The Dark Split Level


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DANG IT

Stephen King’s The Dark Towel

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Real quick I need someone to make a viral side-by-side comparison video of big tall Josh Hawley running out of the Capitol building and tiny Ilhan Omar stepping up on the guy who just squirted something out of a syringe at her. Congresswoman Omar don’t play.

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I’m so chill at home that when I’m being silly and pretend to be angry, the dogs are NOT okay. I have to go and reassure them all that dad was just imitating granddad, and that’s all done now.

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It happened again.

I was reading a toot and thought I was having a stroke before realizing the post was written in Dutch.