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Valerie Johanna. They only. ecomarxist, internationalist, universalist. Degree in History + Classics, real life elf

I like novels, ancient Mediterranean history, dark fantasy, and warhammer 40k

I suffer for the Mariners, Bengals, and Ohio State

Omnia Sunt Communia

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New Orleans deserves to be a city of 10 million. I would trade LA and Chicago for a big New Orleans in an instant

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in my woke alt history the top 5 cities of the US would be New Orleans, Seattle, NYC, Cincinnati, and San Antonio

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Realized that I have the same unensouled passionless texting style as my mom

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The author of Between Two Fires being a professional renaissance faire reenactor makes so much sense dude

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It's always weird to see "degrowth" grouped in with 2010's green anarchism / post civ anti civ tumblr bc they weren't really contemporary, degrowth is more of a 2020s rationalization and academic legitimization of those views with less radicalism and revolutionary edge. It felt to me as a green anarchist influenced Marxist as a compromise, so it surprises me that people have so much vitriol for it!

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Mastodon is so cool for arbitrarily showing you replies from your mutuals to locked accounts bc you'll see two mutuals talk about something that regards you with no idea what the context is

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American Football LP4 being hinted at............................................

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I wish BG3 had bombed. All people want from the fantasy crpg genre now is dating sims with AAAA graphics

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Brazil and Kazakhstan have more golds than Canada this Olympics lmfao

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I saw someone draw their 4 Courier 6's together & I'm imagining this w my 3 watchers of Caed Nua from Pillars. Texas Red and a 7 foot tall warrior woman queerbaiting while my depressed capitalism priest looks on in resigned awe

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Me as a /tttt/ brainrotted sailor: she's clocky midship

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Product of spending 80 hours sailing my fucking galleon around in pillars of eternity 2 playing as a twinkhon elf with a twinkhon companion

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Bloodraven and Bittersteel making out while Shiera comments and critiques from the cuck throne I could be sick

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Introduced Texas Red (lord inquisitor Sardaana Zhao) in my 40K ttrpg in the flesh end last session tracking the players down and raiding their meeting w an aeldari pirate with waves of suicide bombers and a couple plasma shots just barely missing the head of Hypernova (rogue trader Not-Damage Incorporated)

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Will fappen, fappening fappened

Will fappen, fappening fappened

Will fappen. Again and again.

You and I will always jerk off then

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Boseattle. Home of the lobstersalmon

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I cant wait till kate lets me run the Emo Dour Hour slot on her radio network in 10 years

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Did you know that northern resident (north Salish / BC) and Alaska orcas rub themselves along the rocky pebbled seabed near beaches to shed dead skin and stay clean, but the endangered southern resident orcas (aka puget sound orcas) use kelp tools to preen each other instead

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"i don't even think u really hungry like that tbh bro" is a post completely foundational to my positing style and personality. I love gatekeeping random facts

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Born to be a mystery rites priestess

Forced to be recreationally unhelpful to my friends

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Farmworld Huntress got Finn pregnant like 12 times then died. What a queen

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I think I have kinship with any major westerosi house it would be Hightower or Velaryon or Harlaw. being assigned lannister is a new and hilarious angle id never considered

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I never fought anyone at school but I did go to detention a few times having anger issues / violent tendencies, not caring about math, and skipping out of football practice to hide in the locker room with my bro (assumed I was being gay)

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The worst shit on Reddit is every sizable subreddit having a circlejerk meme subreddit on the same subject with a whole complex about "the main subreddit 🙄" even though it's literally the same people on both

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Me: im not even much of a screamo person, but

Kate: Against Me is as hard as the vocals can be before I get scared

Me: oh buddy. Oh boy. I don't know

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5th century Germanic tribesman voice Atilla the hun might've slaughtered my village but he was a fucking Lion

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Dogleg breaking up because of "possessive behavior" of the frontman is the stupidest shit ever. Melee was so fucking good we had a good thing going motherfuckers

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I think it's crucial that asuryani psykers be as wuxia as elvenly possible

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Riding exercise bike doing a RuneScape boss and listening to a novel at the same time. No xp waste. No page waste. No calorie waste

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Commonwealthslop

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Reading a book about the ecological history of the puget sound, endlessly amused by a line from a 1922 ethnography that says coast dwelling Coast Salish thought inlanders were impoverished yokels and told their misbehaving children they're "acting like someone from Issaquah"

Which really makes me laugh bc that's to this day how Seattleites refer to people from the cowboy larping suburbs to our southeast

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We saw a truck that had parked half on a garden median the other day and Kate was like look at this dude from Issaquah

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Watching Macbeth (Coen) w Kate. Sharpened a candy cane with my mouth and threatened to stab her with it and she flailed

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Top 5 Valerie Kate kriselle moments

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Tolerance: my favorite Sabaton song is The Last Stand, even though it's about killing Protestants

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I'm an artillery officer in the war on science

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Larian dev cracking her knuckles and asking Grok to write the most tumblr-horny romance of all time

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Land acknowledgement for Carcosa

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Gayleb Williams is my favorite QB rn

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Is Absolute Wonder Woman giving Absolute Zatanna Absolute dick

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sending Numb/Encore into space for the aliens

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reading Buddenbrooks is making me remember the great Verso printing of letters between Brecht Adorno Lukacs Bloch and Benjamin where "Thomas Mann" is mentioned as many times as Lukacs lmfao

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Also the incredible incident of Benjamin getting sick and Brecht blaming it on him for reading Crime And Punishment . Quote "Brecht thinks that Chopin and Dostoyevsky have a particularly adverse effect on people's health"

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Im like the brecht of shrike club

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I'll take the "Seattle freeze" 100x over nosy ass Texan / midwestern prying

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Cool ass sister of battle character art for owlcat's upcoming Dark Heresy

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Alright close enough it's time to listen to the Sufjan Christmas albums