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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Three or four is ideal.

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@lowqualityfacts
Not to mention the ability to perform flawless dance moves...

Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 4th January 2026 ( awful.systems )

Want to wade into the snowy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret. ...

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mirrorwitch

Small brain: this ai stuff isn't going away, maybe I should invest in openAI and make a little profit along the way

Medium brain: this ai stuff isn't going away, maybe I should invest in power companies as producing and selling electricity is going to be really profitable

Big brain: this ai stuff isn't going away, maybe I should invest in defense contractors that'll outfit the US's invasion of Taiwan...

BlueMonday1984

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these "One Cat Short of Crazy" socks.
"I'm not crazy", I say to myself, petting my 27 cats. "Now someone with 28 cats, that would be a real lunatic".
https://collabs.shop/pjpk7r

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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Based pin. That skull is a 100% accurate depiction of how I feel anytime younger generations invent a new word that I must either Google or accept that my vocabulary is slowly fading into obsolescence.
https://collabs.shop/upgydk

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@lowqualityfacts
"All your based are belong to us"

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

That's why I have so much debt?

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@lowqualityfacts
"Ice cream". Sure.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Plant Sticker. Come on guys, this is a family friendly platform. Either keep it in your pots or get a field already.
https://collabs.shop/eco6yk

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SvenGeier ,
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@lowqualityfacts I can dig some plant puns. I'm rooting for you!

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

That's so scary.

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@lowqualityfacts
Since you didn't say HUMAN deaths, this toot is flirting with being high-quality...

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Ladies and gentlemen, please stand for Mambo No. 5.

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SvenGeier ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Not sure I've ever heard that. Will I understand it if I haven't heard one through four?

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Maybe we don't need air traffic controllers. I have never seen a traffic jam in the sky.

SvenGeier ,
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@lowqualityfacts
That's because they're doing such a good job!

@arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar arstechnica , to random

If you want to satiate AI’s hunger for power, Google suggests going to space
Google engineers think they already have all the pieces needed to build a data center in orbit.
https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/11/if-you-want-to-satiate-ais-hunger-for-power-google-suggests-going-to-space/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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@arstechnica
This is what you get when you allow code monkeys to call themselves "engineers" 🤷🏽‍♂️

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social avatar NanoRaptor , to random

for @foone

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SvenGeier ,
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@NanoRaptor @foone Finally a power supply that delivers its maximum voltage.

@arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar arstechnica , to random

Rocket Report: China’s Moon rocket to debut soon; ArcaSpace is back—sort of
“I do think we’re rapidly approaching the point where it will be a significant impact."
https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/10/rocket-report-chinas-moon-rocket-to-debut-soon-arcaspace-is-back-sort-of/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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@arstechnica
In the context of rockets, "significant impact" is not always a good thing

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

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@lowqualityfacts
That can't be right. I have no freckles at all. Ohwait...

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

They must have been magnificent.

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@lowqualityfacts
Of course at that time Mount Everest was only about 5 inches tall, so this sort-of checks out...

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Please do not test this.

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@lowqualityfacts

The word "virtually" doing a lot of heavy lifting here...

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Seems wasteful.

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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Smart.

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@cstross@wandering.shop avatar cstross , to random

So, I got a Raspberry Pi 500+ and a 4Tb SSD to play with. And I have just been playing with it.

And I have to say that I'm unimpressed in the extreme with the modern Linux UX, onboarding, and documentation.

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@ulexus
At this point I think of mint as "Ubuntu with sane defaults". You can have anything Ubuntu if you want, the software manager is functional. But you don't have to have everything and the kitchen sink. And that means the install is quick and easy and leaves you with... a computer. Not something you actually have to learn, but something on which you can run software. My biggest kudos to mint is how much it gets out of the way. Can you mess with weird configuration edge cases? Sure. But if you don't, you largely get something that just works. 🤷🏽‍♂️
@mcc @fleeky @cstross

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@mcc

  1. I don't know
  2. I'm not sure how I would go about finding out
  3. I'm not sure 𝘸𝘩𝘺 I would want to find out

I'm not even sure I'm 100% clear what these even are - some sort of software distribution system, I reckon.

Does Windows update also update acrobat reader and your Java jre? No, of course not. If some software implements it's own update mechanism, then it's hardly the OS'es job to somehow work around that.

@SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz avatar SvenGeier , to random

https://xkcd.com/2343/

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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Flight of the Conchords shirt. I would like to argue that Flight of the Conchords is the best thing to ever come from New Zealand. I would also like to ask Lord of the Rings fans to show mercy.
https://collabs.shop/kfk0vt

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@lowqualityfacts
I don't know - bungee jumping was invented in New Zealand ...

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Mug. Yes, there will probably be a hair in the mug. And on the table. And a million more hairs on your shirt. The average cat has 10 trillion hairs, and they somehow manage to shed 11 trillion a day.
https://collabs.shop/jkxycs

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@lowqualityfacts Whenever you think a cat did something to spite you, you have probably overestimated how much cats actually care about humans...

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Got Too Silly pin.

Me: Is being too silly really such a terrible crime?

Judge: You robbed a bank.

Me: And I now realize that was a silly thing to do.
https://collabs.shop/ie6kiu

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SvenGeier ,
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@lowqualityfacts
"On second thought, let's not go to jail. 'tis such a silly place..."

@arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar arstechnica , to random

You should care more about the stabilizers in your mechanical keyboard—here’s why
Don't know what a keyboard stabilizer is? You're about to find out.
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/09/you-should-care-more-about-the-stabilizers-in-your-mechanical-keyboard-heres-why/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

SvenGeier ,
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@arstechnica
And don't forget to change your keyboard fluid every 3000 miles

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Make Billionaires Extinct shirt.

Billionaires: Look, they want to kill us.

Everyone: No, we just want you to have like 10 million dollars instead of 10 billion.

Billionaires: My God, these monsters have come up with a fate worse than death.
https://collabs.shop/oaho3m

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@lowqualityfacts That's why I'm ahead of them: Elon Musk is multiple hundreds of billions of dollars away from being a millionaire, I'm merely a million dollars away from that same goal...

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

I was mistaken for a bot again, so here's a recent photo to prove that I am indeed a real person. No, I will not be providing any further context.

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@lowqualityfacts
Hey, you're kinda cute. But who is that dorky looking guy behind you?

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

We made a comic about wheels.

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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

It's not a big deal that Trump labeled Antifa as a terrorist organization. Antifa just stands for anti-fascist. So the government can't arrest people for being in Antifa. They'd have to charge anyone who opposes fascism with terrorism - oh no wait, that's much worse. That's a huge deal.

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@lowqualityfacts
The government will not tell you that they have become fascist.
They will tell you that anti-fascists are enemies of the state.

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At least they're going to a good cause.

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@lowqualityfacts
That why I recommend not donating your own organs...

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    Backups, lol

    @arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar arstechnica , to random
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    @arstechnica The Dude is aging nicely ...

    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

    I don't get why incels get so much hate online.

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    @lowqualityfacts
    I thought it stood for "insufficient celebrity", meaning people who aren't as famous as they should be...

    @MrLovenstein@mastodon.social avatar MrLovenstein , to random

    shit gets real in today's Eggs n' Ben

    uncensored version 🔞 https://tinyview.com/eggs-n-ben/2025/09/01/waste-management

    tinyview pays us if you tap link 🫂 thank you

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    @MrLovenstein
    Give them an Internet connection and watch the shitposts commence...

    @MrLovenstein@mastodon.social avatar MrLovenstein , to random

    Secret Panel HERE ♥ https://tapas.io/episode/3642566

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    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

    Amazing.

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    @lowqualityfacts
    What about the middle side?

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    Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Schrute Farms shirt. I've stayed here before. The staff were a bit odd but the beets were unbeatable.
    https://collabs.shop/b9tohg

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    @lowqualityfacts
    Break room Bad ...

    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

    They are very shallow dogs.

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    @lowqualityfacts
    That seems understandable

    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

    That's crazy.

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    SvenGeier ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    I did that spinning fast thing once when I was a kid. Brain has been spinning in my skull without slowing down ever since...

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    Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Capybara Squishy Glow Lamp. Finally, a capybara I can squish. The live ones seem to get weirdly angry when I do that for some reason.
    https://collabs.shop/9olfvr

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    SvenGeier ,
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    @lowqualityfacts I have never heard of a capybara getting angry. At anything.

    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

    Trying to find my people on here. Please share and follow me if you:

    -Believe the lava from lava lamps must be returned to volcanoes, where it rightfully belongs.

    -Argue that marathon runners should shave their eyebrows to be a little faster.

    -Will eat the rich on principle, but dread the taste.

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    @lowqualityfacts
    That lava has been raised in captivity and would never survive in the wild...

    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

    That blows my mind.

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    SvenGeier ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Conversely if you eat one pound of ice cream you'll gain 50 pounds of fat...

    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

    I love Mark Ruffalo.

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    @lowqualityfacts Doesn't everybody?

    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

    Obviously.

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    @lowqualityfacts
    I can't get over the fact that it's dUck with a "u". All these years of introducing myself totally wrong...

    @MrLovenstein@mastodon.social avatar MrLovenstein , to random

    The limited edition giclée print of this silly comic is out now. Only available until August 5. Shop here 👉 https://mrlovenstore.com/pages/ea_silly-mood

    Get it before the darkness consumes you.

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    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

    Diabolical.

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    SvenGeier ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Harsh, but fair 🤷‍♂️

    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

    This is so useful.

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    @lowqualityfacts "suburb" confuses me ...

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    That blows my mind.

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    @lowqualityfacts
    Apart from what?

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    If you can't do the tickles, don't do the... pickles?

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    SvenGeier ,
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    @lowqualityfacts The fact that I have never witnessed anybody being tickled by the police in all my time in India goes to show how rare pickpocket must be there...