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SlatsGrobnik

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"It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an information highway but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies." - Mike Royko

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@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

Pam Bondi didn't listen to or obey these instructions. But that's on brand for someone performing for an audience of one.

Screenshot of an X post by Acyn quoting Rep. Jamie Raskin addressing Attorney General Pam Bondi during a congressional hearing, urging her not to evade questions or engage in personal attacks, to set aside a “burn book,” and to stop speaking when members reclaim their time. Below is a split-screen MSNBC broadcast image showing Rep. Jamie Raskin speaking at a hearing on the left and Attorney General Pam Bondi seated at the witness table on the right with a nameplate reading “ATTORNEY GENERAL BONDI.” A lower-third banner reads: “RASKIN TO BONDI: CARRYING OUT TRUMP’S ‘VENDETTA FACTORY.’”
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@georgetakei Jamie Raskin ain't playing.

@SlatsGrobnik@mastodon.social avatar SlatsGrobnik , to random

@Alice as one does. somewhere I read about the staggering amount of condoms consumed in the Olympic athlete campus.

@Alice@beige.party avatar Alice , to random

Serious question! Our apartment complex's pool is heated, but it's still pretty cold when you get out of the pool. I was contemplating buying bathrobes with the hope that we'd use the pool more, but Kev says that might make us look like swingers. Is that true?

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@Alice the upside down pineapple doormat outside your apartment for the win!

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@RickiTarr it's the compulsion to proclaim his guilt by accusing others of the same crime that I find most fascinating. A sociopath who can't stop bragging. This is a variation: "I dare you to find me guilty of pedophilia. Make sure you analyze the Epstein files."

@w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

Shots were fired at federal agents during immigration enforcement today in Chicago's Little Village neighborhood, according to DHS. https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/shots-fired-at-federal-agents-during-immigration-enforcement-in-little-village-dhs/3849206/

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@w7voa Only a matter of time. The masked ICE thugs have been terrorizing the community for weeks, including legal residents and children. Exactly the pretext Trump wants.

@Alice@beige.party avatar Alice , to random

I'm going out for Halloween as my original Mastodon profile pic.

Woman with poor eyesight who is wearing a pink knit cap and simultaneously drinking two Slurpees.

Woman with poor eyesight who is wearing a pink knit cap and simultaneously drinking two Slurpees.
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@Alice committed to your craft.

@briankrebs@infosec.exchange avatar briankrebs , to random

Eating a whole bag of kettle corn (yup) becomes riskier as you get toward the bottom. All the pieces which are heavier b/c they have tiny unpopped kernels waiting to chip your teeth are lurking there.

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@briankrebs life is an adventure. YOLO.

@SlatsGrobnik@mastodon.social avatar SlatsGrobnik , to random

If you remember when these cost a penny, you're old af

@SlatsGrobnik@mastodon.social avatar SlatsGrobnik , to random

If you recognize this crew, you're old af.

@dangillmor@mastodon.social avatar dangillmor , (edited ) to random

Spate of articles wondering whether MAGA will fracture if Trump goes ahead and launches the US into war with Iran. The cult is going to do whatever he says in the end.

(updated to correct country name -- doh)

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@dangillmor "it's Joe Biden's fault." Problem solved.

@indivisibleteam@mastodon.social avatar indivisibleteam , to random
Finish this sentence: I wish there were more Democratic fighters like…
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@indivisibleteam Jamie Raskin

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Season four of The Bear is just going to be a ten episode montage of Carmy sadly gazing at a can of tomato sauce while Mad World plays in the background. The camera will be held two millimeters away from his face so you can see each individual molecule of his tears. A subtitle will let the viewer know that all the other characters have died off screen. It will win every comedic Emmy.

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@lowqualityfacts the Oscar belongs to the Faks cuz they're the only comedic thing about this show.

@w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

I’ve been a personal witness, over most of the past decade, to candidate and then President and again candidate Donald Trump propagating conspiracy theories, but this one may be the most incredulous. https://ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/politics/2024/08/11/trump-kamala-harris-michigan-rally-ai

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@w7voa every accusation is an admission of guilt. The only way the GOP wins is by cheating.

@Alice@beige.party avatar Alice , to random

Lobotomies are bad.

Change my mind.

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@Alice "I'd rather have a beer bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy." - anonymous 9th grader in 1976.